Marshall
@llahsram.bsky.social
American in London making too much noise
Seriously this is the closest I’ve ever come to apologising to my little brother for making fun of how much he loves pop punk
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Seriously this is the closest I’ve ever come to apologising to my little brother for making fun of how much he loves pop punk
POV you're writing a science fiction screenplay but you're married to someone who Actually Knows Science
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
POV you're writing a science fiction screenplay but you're married to someone who Actually Knows Science
On the tube home from Leicester Square Theatre, hey @pftompkins.bsky.social tell your mates thank you from me for dragging Thrilling Adventure Hour out of retirement and across the ocean so I could see it live. Never thought that’d happen.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
On the tube home from Leicester Square Theatre, hey @pftompkins.bsky.social tell your mates thank you from me for dragging Thrilling Adventure Hour out of retirement and across the ocean so I could see it live. Never thought that’d happen.
As attempts to save a dying mall go, you could do a lot worse than “fuck it, ping pong”
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
As attempts to save a dying mall go, you could do a lot worse than “fuck it, ping pong”
One week out from opening night of this play I’m doing music direction for and as grateful as I am for this opportunity (an opportunity that I myself chased)… jfc I don’t want to hear another Noel Coward song for like a year minimum
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
One week out from opening night of this play I’m doing music direction for and as grateful as I am for this opportunity (an opportunity that I myself chased)… jfc I don’t want to hear another Noel Coward song for like a year minimum
Okay but seriously in 2021 I designed and ordered a bunch of these and put em on instagram like “does anyone want one” and they paid for my PS5
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Okay but seriously in 2021 I designed and ordered a bunch of these and put em on instagram like “does anyone want one” and they paid for my PS5
Say what you want about Star Trek: The Motion Picture it was an absolute master class in “how do we make this orifice not look like a butthole”
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Say what you want about Star Trek: The Motion Picture it was an absolute master class in “how do we make this orifice not look like a butthole”
Happy 10yr anniversary to Every Open Eye: here’s me in 2021, mere days before moving to London, on the way to sell my car, and realising on the drive there that this would be the last time for the foreseeable future I’d have a semi-isolated room with a decent sound system all to myself
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Happy 10yr anniversary to Every Open Eye: here’s me in 2021, mere days before moving to London, on the way to sell my car, and realising on the drive there that this would be the last time for the foreseeable future I’d have a semi-isolated room with a decent sound system all to myself
Cleaning out my mom’s garage, someone ask @deadmilkmen.bsky.social if they want a website printout from 2006
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cleaning out my mom’s garage, someone ask @deadmilkmen.bsky.social if they want a website printout from 2006
I’m back in the states for a week
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m back in the states for a week
We’re about 72 hours out from realizing that Graham Greene has just kicked off the greatest Rule Of Threes in history
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We’re about 72 hours out from realizing that Graham Greene has just kicked off the greatest Rule Of Threes in history
Me with a late night bowl of cereal staring at my calorie counter app waiting for the clock to flip over to 00:00
July 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me with a late night bowl of cereal staring at my calorie counter app waiting for the clock to flip over to 00:00
Uh the word you’re looking for is “paypig”
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Uh the word you’re looking for is “paypig”
as a gainfully employed man in his forties who still occasionally purchases band t-shirts there are certain expectations of me which i have not been meeting, and for that I apologize
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
as a gainfully employed man in his forties who still occasionally purchases band t-shirts there are certain expectations of me which i have not been meeting, and for that I apologize
FYI I put this on expecting “mediocre but entertaining enough I guess” and it’s ended up being way better than I expected.
Also while I normally hate spoilers I’ve enjoyed knowing that it’s building up to the villain from the very first comic book I ever read, that’s pretty cool
Also while I normally hate spoilers I’ve enjoyed knowing that it’s building up to the villain from the very first comic book I ever read, that’s pretty cool
July 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
FYI I put this on expecting “mediocre but entertaining enough I guess” and it’s ended up being way better than I expected.
Also while I normally hate spoilers I’ve enjoyed knowing that it’s building up to the villain from the very first comic book I ever read, that’s pretty cool
Also while I normally hate spoilers I’ve enjoyed knowing that it’s building up to the villain from the very first comic book I ever read, that’s pretty cool
anyone need a mime costume
June 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
anyone need a mime costume
Ope, forgot to keep the requote train a-going. Pretend I posted this seventeen days ago
June 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ope, forgot to keep the requote train a-going. Pretend I posted this seventeen days ago
Spending my Sunday afternoon with Twink Luigi
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Spending my Sunday afternoon with Twink Luigi
The face of a 17 year old girl who just dropped a turd that smelled so bad I was almost suspicious she had somehow done it on purpose #proofofcat
June 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The face of a 17 year old girl who just dropped a turd that smelled so bad I was almost suspicious she had somehow done it on purpose #proofofcat
Not fully on board with the new album just yet but name one other currently active band here on god’s green earth who can bring in a cowbell in a way that makes me say “fuck yeah,” out loud, to myself
May 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not fully on board with the new album just yet but name one other currently active band here on god’s green earth who can bring in a cowbell in a way that makes me say “fuck yeah,” out loud, to myself
Not me with more 2-guess solves than 6-guess solves now 💅
May 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Not me with more 2-guess solves than 6-guess solves now 💅
That’s another #platelets day on the books, spent this one running the same five voice notes over and over for 80 goddamn minutes as I try to get fully off book for King Edward in Richard III
April 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That’s another #platelets day on the books, spent this one running the same five voice notes over and over for 80 goddamn minutes as I try to get fully off book for King Edward in Richard III