My wife and I were worried that the Charlotte recast would be an attempt to whitewash her budding sociopathy (like the first recast was), but so far, so good.

Not to mention creating a Wag the Dog situation.

Yeah, that's what I suspected. We belong to a conservative shul, so I guess they'd be welcome in our congregation.

Definitely Jewish enough to be eligible for Birthright.

🤣

While true, it doesn't change the fact that no one deserves this.