Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️
@llamswerdna.bsky.social
He/Him | Zionist | Mets Fan | Swiftie | Hillary Clinton Stan | Broadway Enthusiast | Data Nerd | Grilled Cheese Connoisseur | #BringThemAllHome 🎗️
28/30 MLB stadiums
28/30 MLB stadiums
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I had a joke about Jacob/Yisrael, but I really wrestled with posting it
I have a joke about Narcissus, but I’d be seriously dating myself
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I had a joke about Jacob/Yisrael, but I really wrestled with posting it
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🚨Chicago Judge Sarah Ellis releases a 233 page opinion in response to a review of Use of Force cams worn by agents. She concludes ICE lies to justify UOF.
🔥Truth we all know outed on ABC🔥 ~ TY Judge Ellis
🔥Truth we all know outed on ABC🔥 ~ TY Judge Ellis
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🚨Chicago Judge Sarah Ellis releases a 233 page opinion in response to a review of Use of Force cams worn by agents. She concludes ICE lies to justify UOF.
🔥Truth we all know outed on ABC🔥 ~ TY Judge Ellis
🔥Truth we all know outed on ABC🔥 ~ TY Judge Ellis
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Very touching that every business I have bought something from since I got this email address 20 years ago is thankful for me 🥰🥹🤓
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Very touching that every business I have bought something from since I got this email address 20 years ago is thankful for me 🥰🥹🤓
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Officials Criticize Biden Vetting, But Afghan Shooting Suspect Was Granted Asylum Under Trump
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-afg...
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-afg...
Officials Criticize Biden Vetting, But Afghan Shooting Suspect Was Granted Asylum Under Trump
The alleged gunman was granted asylum this year under Trump, according to a U.S. government file seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Officials Criticize Biden Vetting, But Afghan Shooting Suspect Was Granted Asylum Under Trump
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-afg...
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-afg...
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Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or simply take a moment to appreciate the good in your life today, I’m sending you warmth, gratitude, and a big virtual hug from my home to yours. 🤍
Grateful for each of you, always.
— Inbal
#HappyThanksgivingDay #ThanksGiving #ThankYou #TurkeyTime #HebrewByInbal
Grateful for each of you, always.
— Inbal
#HappyThanksgivingDay #ThanksGiving #ThankYou #TurkeyTime #HebrewByInbal
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or simply take a moment to appreciate the good in your life today, I’m sending you warmth, gratitude, and a big virtual hug from my home to yours. 🤍
Grateful for each of you, always.
— Inbal
#HappyThanksgivingDay #ThanksGiving #ThankYou #TurkeyTime #HebrewByInbal
Grateful for each of you, always.
— Inbal
#HappyThanksgivingDay #ThanksGiving #ThankYou #TurkeyTime #HebrewByInbal
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It's all "sides are so lame" until it's Thanksgiving huh
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It's all "sides are so lame" until it's Thanksgiving huh
Does anyone else think the reason Josh Charles and Peter Krause keep getting killed off of other shows is because the universe wants a Sports Night revival?
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Does anyone else think the reason Josh Charles and Peter Krause keep getting killed off of other shows is because the universe wants a Sports Night revival?
The weird thing about this Maddie/ Juliette feud is that Maddie expressed that she wanted to write all the songs on her album herself...so she probably would have turned down the song... #Nashville
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The weird thing about this Maddie/ Juliette feud is that Maddie expressed that she wanted to write all the songs on her album herself...so she probably would have turned down the song... #Nashville
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The actual question to ask Mamdani is this.
“What do you say to Jewish NYers who would otherwise support you but don’t believe you respect or understand their connection to Israel?”
I would like to hear his answer to that -and I think it would be thoughtful.
“What do you say to Jewish NYers who would otherwise support you but don’t believe you respect or understand their connection to Israel?”
I would like to hear his answer to that -and I think it would be thoughtful.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The actual question to ask Mamdani is this.
“What do you say to Jewish NYers who would otherwise support you but don’t believe you respect or understand their connection to Israel?”
I would like to hear his answer to that -and I think it would be thoughtful.
“What do you say to Jewish NYers who would otherwise support you but don’t believe you respect or understand their connection to Israel?”
I would like to hear his answer to that -and I think it would be thoughtful.
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Hi, hello, MtG is still a fascist enabling Nazi pig
Please don't try and redeem her.
Please don't try and redeem her.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hi, hello, MtG is still a fascist enabling Nazi pig
Please don't try and redeem her.
Please don't try and redeem her.
Eurovision: We want to keep politics out of the voting process
Also Eurovision: *Increases the influence of the juries, which are the most political part of the whole process*
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Also Eurovision: *Increases the influence of the juries, which are the most political part of the whole process*
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Eurovision Song Contest changes rules after Israel voting controversy
There are new rules about government campaigns, as well as the number of votes each fan can cast.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Eurovision: We want to keep politics out of the voting process
Also Eurovision: *Increases the influence of the juries, which are the most political part of the whole process*
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Also Eurovision: *Increases the influence of the juries, which are the most political part of the whole process*
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I have never seen a person more in need of the Ebenezer Scrooge, "you will be visited by three ghosts," wake-up call routine than Congressman Drew Ketamine Cain. #GH
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have never seen a person more in need of the Ebenezer Scrooge, "you will be visited by three ghosts," wake-up call routine than Congressman Drew Ketamine Cain. #GH
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf!
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me: I’ve been bitten by a wolf!
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
Doctor: Where?
Me: No. Just a normal wolf.
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[to the tune of Old MacDonald]
🎶 Rav Hanina had some goats…with bears between their horns 🎶
🎶 Rav Hanina had some goats…with bears between their horns 🎶
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[to the tune of Old MacDonald]
🎶 Rav Hanina had some goats…with bears between their horns 🎶
🎶 Rav Hanina had some goats…with bears between their horns 🎶
Willow is like "I just went to the Metro Court because I knew Wiley was there and thought my first act after being released on bail should be to defy a court order" #GH
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Willow is like "I just went to the Metro Court because I knew Wiley was there and thought my first act after being released on bail should be to defy a court order" #GH
Why did they name a frozen pizza after a WWI German fighter pilot? Like, didn't the Red Baron famously kill a bunch of Allied pilots?
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Why did they name a frozen pizza after a WWI German fighter pilot? Like, didn't the Red Baron famously kill a bunch of Allied pilots?
This is a joke, but it does remind me of how mundane and often hilarious many of the 10s of thousands of Hillary Clinton's emails were.
The famous gefilte fish email being a favorite example of mine.
The famous gefilte fish email being a favorite example of mine.
Very unfair of the Democrats to cherrypick only the emails that prove Trump is a pedophile and not include the ones where Epstein talks about how great Trump's hair looked today and how impressive his golf game is. /s
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is a joke, but it does remind me of how mundane and often hilarious many of the 10s of thousands of Hillary Clinton's emails were.
The famous gefilte fish email being a favorite example of mine.
The famous gefilte fish email being a favorite example of mine.
Very unfair of the Democrats to cherrypick only the emails that prove Trump is a pedophile and not include the ones where Epstein talks about how great Trump's hair looked today and how impressive his golf game is. /s
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Very unfair of the Democrats to cherrypick only the emails that prove Trump is a pedophile and not include the ones where Epstein talks about how great Trump's hair looked today and how impressive his golf game is. /s
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There's actually a historical reason for the ruling class's poorly written emails: typing and computing was feminized, working-class labor until fairly recently. So male business leaders from earlier generations often view writing as below them/view emailing as similar to dictating to a secretary.
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There's actually a historical reason for the ruling class's poorly written emails: typing and computing was feminized, working-class labor until fairly recently. So male business leaders from earlier generations often view writing as below them/view emailing as similar to dictating to a secretary.
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
FYI, one of this month's Amazon First Reads was written by Uzma Jalaluddin, one of the authors who signed onto the preposterous, antisemitic literary boycott of Israeli institutions.
Do with this information what you will.
Do with this information what you will.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
FYI, one of this month's Amazon First Reads was written by Uzma Jalaluddin, one of the authors who signed onto the preposterous, antisemitic literary boycott of Israeli institutions.
Do with this information what you will.
Do with this information what you will.