llcoolmike.bsky.social
@llcoolmike.bsky.social
Don’t tell my mom but I’m going to Powder Horn tomorrow because this is the line in the sand that has been drawn. It’s time to to stand up and be counted. Stand up for our brothers and sisters who are being murdered. Don’t tell my mom because she’ll worry. So don’t tell her. She’ll be proud.
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Living here and see virtually no Mercedes Benz’s
COLLINS: Minnesota officials say the FBI isn't sharing evidence with them. Do you believe the FBI should do that?

TRUMP: Well normally I would, but they're crooked officials. Minneapolis and Minnesota are being destroyed. I feel that I won Minnesota all three times. I won Minnesota three times.
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Talking with one of my friends who works in the metro hospitals and the injuries that are coming in are scary and not surprisingly don’t match the explanations by the authorities. They said one person was “beat so bad, I mean fell, will die this weekend with a brain injury” Pax Americana for sure
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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"that's the pin they put on me when I do poops in the potty!"
DOOCY: I see the American flag lapel pin. What's the other pin

TRUMP: That's called the happy Trump
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I dont normally hear the choppity chop of the helicopters at home but the last 3 days they have been many and loud.

As always ICE can eat a bag of smelly unwashed dicks
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Every American knows that the penalty for failing to instantly comply with the "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!" law is immediate death.
Rep. Ben Cline: "Any time you have a loss of life it's a tragedy, but what we have here is law enforcement engaged in enforcing the law. What we need is for Americans to respect that."
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Fucking shame what happened to Walz. Fucking. Shame.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I was very very disappointed!?!?! Disappointed!!!! Are you fucking kidding me you feckless sad loser!! Grow a fucking spine! Jesus Murphy. Never been so disappointed in being a democrat. I’m fucking rescinding my association to that sad pathetic party. I’m no longer party affiliated Dems can suck it
Warner: "Nothing would lead to the absolute destruction of NATO more than US aggressive action against a longtime ally like Denmark"

Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Playing Khruangbin on every Touchtunes in every bar I go to in an attempt to change the algorithm
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The truth
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Vikings game over and I won a Miles Davis Prestige vinyl set because of the score. Thank you packers field goal kicker. So I’m celebrating by plugging the jukebox with Khruangbin
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Are Segway cops the most teased members of the force?
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Had a very serious Venezuela conversation last night at the Pillbox. 1 MAGA lady and 3 moderate to socialists. It got weird and heated and drunk. So I used the Segway segue joke and talked about the Twins. We all laughed and agreed the Pohlads need to sell the team. Minnesota is kinda great. FYI
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Getting hyped from the bartender on the post break up apartment move packing I need to do. Lowertown living for life.
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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The world is a freakin' nut house. Am I the only one asking:
youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc?...
4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 4NonBlondesVEVO
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
There’s is no reason not to fill today with Khruangbin
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Filling the touch tunes queue with Khruangbin and Sergio Mendes while making new barfly friends because I don’t want to do the heartbreaking act of packing to move from my first place in Lowertown
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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A friend in baseball once told me:

It's amazing how far away spring training feels on Dec. 31 ...

And how close it feels on Jan. 1

Just to prove that ...

The first spring training game of 2026 is 7 weeks from today!

Feel warmer yet?
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Today’s a struggle. One foot in front of the other. Gotta start packing. 2026 starting rough. Only up from here
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
If French Stewart was here right now I would punch him right in his stupid mouth
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM