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Cool Lizard
@llizardd.bsky.social
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office worker gourmand (cope)
July 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Brunch brunch brunch
June 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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people would return to church if baptisms looked like this
May 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Yeah
January 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Diving headfirst into the new year
Atop a fridge, a few bottles of assorted liquor sit. The frontmost bottle is covered by a large pink sticky note with words written in black marker reading, “WHO DRANK MY FUCKING RUM? DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE’S SHIT.”
January 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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godzilla 70th anniversary pinball cabinet is no longer at my local place
Anguished emoji is vaporized
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Fighting some demons
Blue emoji face of a snarling expression
December 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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Who wants a glass of ‘nog? 😋
A large metal mixing bowl is filled with a lumpy white liquid, a dubious attempt at homemade eggnog. Sitting behind the bowl on the counter is a bottle of Bacardi dark rum and a milk bottle.
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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they made a sequel to ramen
Instant ramen noodle brand “Bibimen II” in brown plastic packaging on the shelf at a grocery store
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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I feel empowered to become an entrepreneur now
A wall-hanging portrait of a white Samoyed dog, framed and with the inscription, “Our Founder”.
December 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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ugly ass annoying app deserves to be deleted #duolingo
Screenshot of home screen options, including deletion, for the Duolingo app. The app icon is a shattered version of the Duolingo green owl
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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that’s literally just like me ong
Screenshot of a text description for Pororo character, Loopy. Text: “Loopy is a pretty, cute, young female beaver who is often the voice of reason in the show. She is very shy, sensitive, and sometimes she can be a little princessy.”
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Difficulty: Beginner
Screenshot of article titled, “The Ultimate Guide To Safely Removing Your Own Wisdom Tooth” with accompanying photo of a man in dentist chair undergoing a dental procedure.
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Feeling frugal…
Screenshot of article titled, “The Ultimate Guide To Safely Removing Your Own Wisdom Tooth” with accompanying photo of a man in dentist chair undergoing a dental procedure
November 21, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Went out for dinner 💜
Two trays of kabob and rice platters served with bread
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Screenshot of article about Twitter user @dril Text: “This is in 2008,” Dochney said, “when it was brand new, and everyone was just posting bullshit like, ‘Oh, this is what I had for lunch.’ It was just, like, tech guys posting inane details about their lives. I posted ‘no’ because I didn’t care for it at the time. I still really don’t care for it.”
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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HOLY F FINALLY #pokemontcgpocket
Edited Pokemon card with Japanese text featuring a pink Bingus the cat illustration in place of the original Mew.
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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2022 and 2017
Not one facet of my self has changed
Screenshot of nonsensical tweet drafts from 2022 mostly referencing “Young Sheldon” and “Big Bang Theory”. Screenshot of tweet drafts from 2017 of nonsense, making lizard references to myself, a bad pun, and dissatisfaction with the political climate.
November 12, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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oh i know EXACTLY what i’m gonna do on this platform (circul jurk about Wordle scores)

Nov 3rd, wordle in two with the letter Z, UNGHHH 😫
Game of Wordle correctly guessed in two tries— “GLITZ” and “BLAZE”
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 AM