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Llyke Noega
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Head over heals with my recumbent trike, dog mom to the 2 best boys on the planet, raising a great kid, willing to go anywhere.
Brains are weird, tacos are great. I need a break.
So winter can go pound sand. I'm gonna pretend its not happening. Brought my trike inside and have gone 26 miles in 4 days.
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Baby it's cold outside.
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Is the Epstein Files just Bondi saying "the client list doesn't exist (any more)" Trump saying "great job Pam!" Conservatives saying "Wo! Hold up, wait just a minute why didnt anyone tell us this?" and Dems saying "How could you NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS?"
a woman says gee why didn t you tell me
ALT: a woman says gee why didn t you tell me
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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FTC delays enforcement of 'click-to-cancel' for subscriptions by 60 days https://twp.ai/4inRcR
www.upi.com
FTC delays enforcement of 'click-to-cancel' for subscriptions by 60 days - UPI.com
twp.ai
May 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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goals
Yo creo que necesitan verlo.
May 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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When section F dropped everyone wanted me to help end it. I wanted a really good guidance so everyone could do this right. My fellow Alt did the deed and we have a great guidance on how to properly comment. No fucking around and shit posting here my #AltCitizens follow the directions below.
May 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm sick as hell yinz. But today is virus day 4, fluids must be bought, and I feel 40% better. Off to Meijer I go to get Soups and replace the Nyquil.

People, keep this stuff on hand. I am always glad I did as I stumble to my stash on day one and don't have to figure it out when I'm sick.
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Yeah, the fixation on the fucking doll thing is about gender. It's invoking the misogynist concept of the "ungrateful female" in order to justify a very stupid policy that hurt everyone.
Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."
May 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Dear Amazon,
You have solved every problem I had for 20 years. From torn pajamas to $400 anatomy textbooks (rented instead). My house is full of your stuff. You have forsaken the people who made you wealthy, so today I sewed a huge tear in my favorite Amazon pj's. May you get what you deserve.
April 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Makes sense.
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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This
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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"No criminal history"
April 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why Civil Resistance Works by Chenoworth and Stephan is free on Audible. I love Traci Odom and the book has a lot of insight.
April 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Hope she’s sued for the defamation of Kilmar Garcia.
April 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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🚀🚀
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Remember, the thugs falsely calling Garcia a “terrorist” or “gang member” are the same idiots who enacted massive tariffs on an island populated only by penguins, and put our Navy pilots in danger by planning military attacks via emoji-filled group chats on an insecure app.
April 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM