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Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done
«do you thrive in a high pressure environment?» no!! i break down in a high pressure environment. i wither in a low pressure environment. i need to be kept at the occupational equivalent of perfectly at sea level
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
«do you thrive in a high pressure environment?» no!! i break down in a high pressure environment. i wither in a low pressure environment. i need to be kept at the occupational equivalent of perfectly at sea level
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great bodies are at times encountered
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
great bodies are at times encountered
the em-dash is used as a giveaway for ai writing, the ✨-emoji is shorthand for ai features, if they take the tilde from me i swear to god i‘m forebombing a data center
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 PM
the em-dash is used as a giveaway for ai writing, the ✨-emoji is shorthand for ai features, if they take the tilde from me i swear to god i‘m forebombing a data center
i‘m not impressed. all singing is throat singing if you think about it.
January 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
i‘m not impressed. all singing is throat singing if you think about it.
i will not maintain a streak. i am not to be nudged. i cannot be engagement farmed for my engagement is barren.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i will not maintain a streak. i am not to be nudged. i cannot be engagement farmed for my engagement is barren.
they said i couldn’t do it, yet here i am not doing it
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
they said i couldn’t do it, yet here i am not doing it
me, watching my dog bark at a painted dog on a garage mural: that's not real you dumbass
me, watching ai slop: yeah i guess a yorkie could conveivably work in a car wash bipedally
me, watching ai slop: yeah i guess a yorkie could conveivably work in a car wash bipedally
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
me, watching my dog bark at a painted dog on a garage mural: that's not real you dumbass
me, watching ai slop: yeah i guess a yorkie could conveivably work in a car wash bipedally
me, watching ai slop: yeah i guess a yorkie could conveivably work in a car wash bipedally
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no house without a lock on the bathroom door is a safe space. „we have a system“ no you don‘t you have the prisoner‘s dilemma for shitting
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
no house without a lock on the bathroom door is a safe space. „we have a system“ no you don‘t you have the prisoner‘s dilemma for shitting
the current mma commentary meta is.... inbreeding statistics for dagestan?
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
the current mma commentary meta is.... inbreeding statistics for dagestan?
what type of bad ally am i when the wiki link for transgender woman is purple but the one for transgender isn't
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
what type of bad ally am i when the wiki link for transgender woman is purple but the one for transgender isn't
yeah but i was in the right. if you had the right of way you go to valhalla
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
yeah but i was in the right. if you had the right of way you go to valhalla
"she/her i barely know them" is that something
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"she/her i barely know them" is that something
you got a problem with that??
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
you got a problem with that??
joke's on you i'm betting against bari weiss. i am selling futures contracts on bari weiss without having any bari weiss in stock. I will buy back the bari weiss futures contract at a much lower rate once the price of bari weiss has plummeted.
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
joke's on you i'm betting against bari weiss. i am selling futures contracts on bari weiss without having any bari weiss in stock. I will buy back the bari weiss futures contract at a much lower rate once the price of bari weiss has plummeted.
why is it so funny that face id doesn‘t recognise me when i cry
October 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
why is it so funny that face id doesn‘t recognise me when i cry
look at my coworker dawg i'm not getting anything done
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
look at my coworker dawg i'm not getting anything done
one of the founders of antifa and girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa (they‘re dating)
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
one of the founders of antifa and girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa (they‘re dating)
burger is actually the name of the sandwich. the meat is called burger's monster.
October 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
burger is actually the name of the sandwich. the meat is called burger's monster.
Reading a slack message from our HR lady about adding our pronouns to our profile and looking around everyone else's settings so I'm not the first one to do it as the office's deputy pronoun haver
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reading a slack message from our HR lady about adding our pronouns to our profile and looking around everyone else's settings so I'm not the first one to do it as the office's deputy pronoun haver