josh
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exciting life news! we have a dog now. his name is potato.
four photos of potato - a 14 week old dachshund in dark brown with light brown features - resting in our living room
lobstereo.bsky.social
all of the arguments in the piece would apply to much much stronger restrictions on alcohol sales, in those circumstances would plainly be inadequate to fight it saying that this is bad for growth
lobstereo.bsky.social
the pro-argument trapped in appeals to growth very annoying too
lobstereo.bsky.social
LRT: they managed to combined the public health control freaks with the polling guys to create a nightmarish monster
“While the government may be wary of introducing public health measures that could be seen as unpopular with Reform UK voters or criticised as ‘nanny state’ policies, polling shows strong support among Reform voters for government action to protect and promote health, particularly when it helps reduce preventable disease and ease pressure on the NHS,” she added.
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
feels quite Guardian that this piece doesn't present the move as good news or even neutral news but instead spends about two thirds of its copy running through every single possible reason why a maybe fun thing will be TERRIBLE and AWFUL www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Pubs to stay open until early hours in push for UK growth
Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help the ailing hospitality sector but have attracted criticism from health experts
www.theguardian.com
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swansonian.bsky.social
“Poster design is my passion”
A really bad tour poster for the band Radiohead. It’s all five of them taken at different times with different lighting and different ages. It’s like a collage of LinkedIn profile photos
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lightblanket.bsky.social
When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones
lobstereo.bsky.social
hoping hoping hoping that the gaza peace talks hold. just the first ceasefire & hostage release phase would be great news.
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merrittk.com
that isn't a "saying" it's an official saudi tourism slogan lmao
lobstereo.bsky.social
don’t know how you could bear talking to stephen fry without wanting to say “oh shut up stephen” after a minute
lobstereo.bsky.social
would i have rather paid than give them the satisfaction of writing this….hard to say
As a result, I would request that you refrain from using the RingGo cashless parking facility until you have updated your details. I would advise that no further Penalty Charge Notices will be considered should your details remain incorrectly registered with RingGo.
Yours sincerely
Glasgow City Council
lobstereo.bsky.social
incredibly pyrrhic victory as glasgow city council rescinds my parking ticket and saves me £100 but gets to send me an email gently pointing out that i did in fact put the o in my number plate registration as a 0 on the ringgo app and thus am technically in the wrong
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i am still in hiding
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iloatheskies.bsky.social
For years, I had an enormous, gnawing, gaping emptiness at the heart of my life, yet I could not name it, nor see it clearly. It was thanks to social media that I finally realised . . . I just hadn't properly understood the extent of the administrative reforms undertaken by the Qianlong Emperor.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
lobstereo.bsky.social
was funny when i was threatened by ISIS
reply to a stupid meta tweet about me. 
“ Our war with you hasn't intensified yet and your filthy blood that was shed is only a small part of the heavy bill that is waiting for you...”
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cruelly robbed of the opportunity to channel that energy into posts
lobstereo.bsky.social
reading about how flann o’brien wrote so many letters to the irish times under different pseudonyms who he’d get to argue with eachother across the letters page that some real letter writers were later assumed to be his inventions
lobstereo.bsky.social
did you read the dalkey archive? apparently he pops up there too so going to read that i think
lobstereo.bsky.social
love the one about darkness being caused by huge amounts of volcanic ash and what we think is sleep is just an illusion created by rapid sequences of constantly coughing and fainting from it
lobstereo.bsky.social
relieved enough from us finding a way to win yesterday to not get fully rattled by the 10th wicket partnership
lobstereo.bsky.social
sidra amin in the team meeting being like….anyone else thinking of pitching in with some runs or is it just going to be me??
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lobstereo.bsky.social
every description of the theories of the fictional scientist and philosopher “de selby” in flann o’brien’s the third policeman….pure pleasure
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excelpope.net
See yer da’s got a new car.
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didn’t even pay attention to the game this morning as assumed it would be a walkover, lol @ me