One of the issues with being in a relationship with someone 6 years younger than you is you have to explain to them there was once a band called Filter who had a hit called “Hey Man, Nice Shot”

I once saw Diana Taurasi during a layover in the Phoenix airport, but I didn't get her autograph because I was getting over food poisoning and trying not to puke.

Music taste in six artists:

1. Joey
2. Dee Dee
3. Tommy
4. Marky
5. Richie
6. ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶n̶y̶ CJ

As a man who moved from Dallas to LA a year ago this is my own personal hell. I would rather have strangers spit in my mouth than exist in a sea of purple and gold Luka jerseys.

The twist of the first Den of Thieves is kind of ruined by the fact that Max Holloway just shows up twice right?

It’s my birthday, so that means I’m the king of Thanksgiving. Go give your dog some leftovers, you pigs.