anyone putting on geordie greep at a party is simply asking to be punched in the face it’s a kink

brother, if you see me being manipulated by a beautiful woman please leave me alone i know what i’m doing

i like the girls that give hugs
girls with earplugs for the fam in da clerb
girls that hate cops and hate guns

If you are in line for ten minutes and you still don't know what to order you will be the first to be banished to the sea when I am emperor