Local Man
Woody Allen 2.0
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Somebody’s never seen the Ernest movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Heaven’s gate 2.0
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Conversely, imagine if they didn’t have to pay every time they took transit. Like if the total costs were just collected annually somehow. If only we had an existing mechanism for something like that.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Alex Goldman type post
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“Agree to disagree” is the authoritarian’s way of saving face when they have to admit they have no power over you.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Of course we get a day right between daylight savings ending and the winter solstice
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Live look at Ed Citron
a lemon with arms and legs and a smile on it 's face
ALT: a lemon with arms and legs and a smile on it 's face
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sorry Gianmarco we must’ve somehow gained access to your drafts.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Only if you don’t attend church and had at least one abortion in that tax year.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Could also be an expendables sequel
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Throw in Vince Foster and this becomes mathematically impossible to solve
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And furthermore Chuck Schumer must go?
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Asked if my toddler should put random things he finds on the floor in his mouth, my dog says I see no problem with that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We should all just call them tweets. The other place gave up the name anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I heard he also had them remove the letter L from Harlem.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You forgot to mention her amazing success in the stock market. She sure had a knack for knowing where to invest.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think there is a homeowners versus serfs generational divide that roughly correlates to the Gen x / millennial split. For that reason millennials will not move right as strongly as other generations as they reach middle age and beyond.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sounds like a scooby doo villain
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM