Local Man
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Hello Bluesky. I’ve done something AI can never do. Express my humanity through my creativity. Listen here if you’d like.
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Black From Blue
Local Man · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
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I think there’s something wrong with my bingo card. It just has random numbers and letters, not bizarre and unforeseen world events.
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Maybe the next generation will set its sights on solving systemic problems instead of “My burrito is at a restaurant, but I’m all cozy here so, can a guy with a medical degree from another country bring it to me.” We’ve got that covered, and then some.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s time to chuck Schumer
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Last night proved that if the Democrats had had a spine at any point this year they would have been very successful at thwarting Trump’s agenda.
Can we please primary Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries now?
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dick Cheney’s rotting corpse just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I honestly feel very bad for Canada. What the Dodgers did last night was cruel but it had to be done. I imagine this is how people feel when they feed live prey to their pet snake.
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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After the players win a championship in any sport, they should do away with bringing out the owner. Some real plantation vibes about it
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Most people think the Dodgers are villains and that win was some epic villain shit.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What is this World Series!?
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Today is game 7 of the World Series, otherwise known as the baseball Super Bowl
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What the Dodgers need is a good old fashioned Tommy Lasorda cussing out
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
C’mon Dodgers. We’re not really gonna lose to the city that gave us Wah Gwan Delilah
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Milquetoast is such a milquetoast word
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yamamoto?! This is a telenovela at this point
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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one must imagine baseball fans happy
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Baseball just announced it is retiring after this season
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This baseball game has officially become an addiction. I am no longer enjoying myself but I can’t stop watching it and it’s hurting my family.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
C’mon guys, Ohtani needs to get to bed
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
New rule: you have to pitch to Ohtani. And you have to throw his favorite pitches.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m watching baseball against my will at this point
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Kershaw jumpscare
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The best hitters this postseason are:
- The Japanese superstar who is Babe Ruth but better and hits home runs that leave the stadium entirely
- The son of one of the most ferocious hitters ever and who routinely hits balls 110 mph and up
- The catcher shaped like a Labubu
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM