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localroyalroach.bsky.social
Roach Has Returned
@localroyalroach.bsky.social
Vtuber, Artist ,Professional Struggler. 36yrs old/Non Binary/ They/Them/She/Her
18+ Only pls
Evil Guild Master Streamer and artist
I stream at https://www.twitch.tv/localroyalroach
Throne: https://throne.com/beefburgerc
NSFW Art: @inkyturnkey.bsky.social
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Hello Bluesky I am Roach! The Guild Heiress of The Adventuring Guild Ephemera! I promise....adventure at least.
#live2D Fantasy and RPG game #Vtuber

Twitch!

Throne!

ArtTag: #DrawnRoach

NSFW Art Tag: #CockedRoach
In Stalker Gamma i've learned that Field Stripping people and Guns is one in the same really.

The body of a dead stalker is as important as the gun locked into his dead hand.
Because he could have a baggie of cocaine or a syringe of fent with MY NAME ON IT!
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December 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Love me some more "Games all my friends will stop or be done playing by the time i get the system/game etc"
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Meet my Uma Musume OC Cai Cerbera!

Recently I have fallen in love with Uma Musume and decided I needed to get in on the action, so thank you to the amazing @rakuma-art.bsky.social for making this amazing art showing her off in her signature racewear!
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bsky team don't embarrass yourself Challenge impossible
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I need to stop laying in bed playing my PS Vita a bit
because i keep waking up with it under my back lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Baby no
baby girl no
baby girl please no baby girl
baby girl!
🥺
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December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My problem with people calling Asmongold a cockroach because he's filthy and stuff.

is that Roaches actually spend a meticulous amount of their lives cleaning themselves. So its a bit of an unfair comparision o3o...
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Supportive and accepting workplace
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
My UmaMusume OC Open Seas wearing her academy uniform.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
as usual its utterly disgusting self employed people get taxed so much on so little
to a government that doesn't deserve a nickel
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hot got damn golly gumdrops this Angela skin in Marvel Rivals
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Do you think when Gandalf the other color became Gandalf the White did he gain the power to do the shutting door thing Saruman did?
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Saw a vtuber introduce themselves by pointing out they spent 5k on there model.

and i just

no....nooo....why are you doing that. noooo
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Woke up at like 6am

Thinking about Emma and Noah from Library of Ruina.🥺
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Stalker Gamma is neat
Gameplay wise you are a toddler covered in metal forks, in a world of open electrical sockets.
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Everything is horrible and pathetic and also funny about the Fifa Peace Prize. Its a prize that was invented so a whiny little bitch could play make believe more.

He gets a cute lil medal so he can smile and clap his hands and....a very odd looking trophy that gets stranger the more i look at it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!

💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Installed Stalker Gamma today
May try that out after this hellscape Friday shift
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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A truly great idea. 10,000 ethical assets freely available.

There’s no excuse for resorting to so-called AI with this and the *many* other assets you can use without resorting to laundered plagiarism.

Support real artists, not con artists.
More coverage of our 10,000 Game Assets Pack, this time on Dexerto. We really do appreciate all the support everyone is giving this - basically it makes the last year of working on it full time worthwhile & spurs us on to create more assets!! www.dexerto.com/gaming/indie... #gamedev #indiedev
Indie studio releases 10k human-made game assets so devs “don’t turn to AI” - Dexerto
Indie creators got a boost as a new 10k human-made asset pack launched to help developers avoid relying on AI tools.
www.dexerto.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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2 out of 4 games are officially announced!!
Keep an eye out for more dope #indiegames coming your way SOON

Wishlist Cardaver NOW
store.steampowered.com/app/4213310/...
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Called today saying I was just Gunna walk to work so I'd be late obviously
Get told someone is Gunna pick me up. Wasn't given a time assumed now.

That was an hour ago.
Uhhhhhhhh
ok decision was kind of made for me
i told them id be late or just not be coming in cause of the ice crusted sidewalks and snow.

took my scooter out, went over a single patch of ice and my wheels STOPPED

turns out my scooter is not made for winter, like at all. LOL
So roomie is sick and obviously i won't make them drive me to work. Sidewalks are in bad condition due to snow and ice still several parts are unshoveled or cleared.

do i take my scooter in bad conditions to a poor paying job thats overworked me the past two days or say fuck them....tough choice.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Little Dog holding Buffpups top from releasing the buff bups
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December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Well just read that SSR Wives is likely super dead.

All i wanted was Silent Hill for Puppy Girls
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i keep getting really rude customers at mcdonalds almost sounding like there sneering asking for "The Polynesian sauce"
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM