it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

I was skeptical of the drone reports at first.

I mocked people who reported them.

I laughed at them.

And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence.

They’re real.

"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back

I'm just a silly little guyyyyyyy :3