Locksmith
@locksmithprime.bsky.social
Information security. Cryptography. Movies. Lots of politics. Grumpy, and very comfortable with it. Cheese.
He/him.
He/him.
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What you are about to see is not true, none of it, please don't believe your actual eyes or senses for actual fact
...just ask us, we'll tell you what the truth is
...just ask us, we'll tell you what the truth is
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What you are about to see is not true, none of it, please don't believe your actual eyes or senses for actual fact
...just ask us, we'll tell you what the truth is
...just ask us, we'll tell you what the truth is
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
To commemorate the renaming of Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, I dedicate these two pieces to our best president of all times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1PP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1PP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFM...
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To commemorate the renaming of Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, I dedicate these two pieces to our best president of all times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1PP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1PP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFM...
Just rename the damn country.
Trump-United States of America.
Trump-United States of America.
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just rename the damn country.
Trump-United States of America.
Trump-United States of America.
"Why did the DOJ wait until the last minute to release Epstein files, and claim they will only *begin* the release, and not do all of them?"
Out of spite. To show they can do as they see fit. Like kids.
Out of spite. To show they can do as they see fit. Like kids.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Why did the DOJ wait until the last minute to release Epstein files, and claim they will only *begin* the release, and not do all of them?"
Out of spite. To show they can do as they see fit. Like kids.
Out of spite. To show they can do as they see fit. Like kids.
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Syrians, showing the world how to be amazing human beings
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Syrians, showing the world how to be amazing human beings
An increase of 600% is the same as a reduction of 600%.
This is the good, old, republican mathematics.
Which of course only exists when a republican is in power. If it were a Democrat using this math...
This is the good, old, republican mathematics.
Which of course only exists when a republican is in power. If it were a Democrat using this math...
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
An increase of 600% is the same as a reduction of 600%.
This is the good, old, republican mathematics.
Which of course only exists when a republican is in power. If it were a Democrat using this math...
This is the good, old, republican mathematics.
Which of course only exists when a republican is in power. If it were a Democrat using this math...
Lately, everytime a see an image or video of Taco, the first thing that comes to my mind is "the power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lately, everytime a see an image or video of Taco, the first thing that comes to my mind is "the power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
The main goal of the Taco check is to have his signature in a paper sent to millions of people. He will likely also put his picture in it somehow.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The main goal of the Taco check is to have his signature in a paper sent to millions of people. He will likely also put his picture in it somehow.
"I have brought down prices 500%, 600% percent."
That, folks, is the ace businessman people wanted in the presidency.
That, folks, is the ace businessman people wanted in the presidency.
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"I have brought down prices 500%, 600% percent."
That, folks, is the ace businessman people wanted in the presidency.
That, folks, is the ace businessman people wanted in the presidency.
The essential problem is not that Taco lies. The problem is that millions of dumbasses believe him.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The essential problem is not that Taco lies. The problem is that millions of dumbasses believe him.
So Ted Cruz can make a decent gangster accent.
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So Ted Cruz can make a decent gangster accent.
I am sorry for the professionals who have to be present and hear the full Taco speech today. Take lots of Pepcid.
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am sorry for the professionals who have to be present and hear the full Taco speech today. Take lots of Pepcid.
If one wanted to derail Taco's speech, just give interviews beforehand saying that he *must* apologize for his Reiner post. That he *must* fire this or that person. That he is *wrong* about his approach to economy and that he is *wrong* about prices going down. That he *cannot* do this or that.
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If one wanted to derail Taco's speech, just give interviews beforehand saying that he *must* apologize for his Reiner post. That he *must* fire this or that person. That he is *wrong* about his approach to economy and that he is *wrong* about prices going down. That he *cannot* do this or that.
Susie Wiles joins the Nikki "two-cent soul" Haley team.
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Susie Wiles joins the Nikki "two-cent soul" Haley team.
Who the hell is Susie Wiles.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who the hell is Susie Wiles.
May no one be surprised if SCOTUS eventually rules California new gerrymandered maps are illegal and blocks them, while at the same time allowing Texas' to stay.
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
May no one be surprised if SCOTUS eventually rules California new gerrymandered maps are illegal and blocks them, while at the same time allowing Texas' to stay.
Sometimes I take a peek at Fox News [sic] just to gauge the current level of boot-licking and reality manipulation.
Today, not a single peep about Taco's post mocking Rob Reiner death.
Today, not a single peep about Taco's post mocking Rob Reiner death.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sometimes I take a peek at Fox News [sic] just to gauge the current level of boot-licking and reality manipulation.
Today, not a single peep about Taco's post mocking Rob Reiner death.
Today, not a single peep about Taco's post mocking Rob Reiner death.
"When False Guides and half-truths multiply, we see catastrophic cultural decline. This leads to the multiplication of iniquity, which occurs when unethical behavior loses its shame. Misconduct stops hiding and "walks in daylight," gaining followers and approval even from "good" people."
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"When False Guides and half-truths multiply, we see catastrophic cultural decline. This leads to the multiplication of iniquity, which occurs when unethical behavior loses its shame. Misconduct stops hiding and "walks in daylight," gaining followers and approval even from "good" people."
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Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
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That is resolved, I am always removing my shoes when entering anyone's house from this point on.
To stimulate folks to doing similar, anyone has suggestions of elegant indoor slippers or similar to make available to guests?
To stimulate folks to doing similar, anyone has suggestions of elegant indoor slippers or similar to make available to guests?
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
That is resolved, I am always removing my shoes when entering anyone's house from this point on.
To stimulate folks to doing similar, anyone has suggestions of elegant indoor slippers or similar to make available to guests?
To stimulate folks to doing similar, anyone has suggestions of elegant indoor slippers or similar to make available to guests?