Also, really funny behavior from a woman who gave me a Top 3 name of the entire 1990s.

I had fun with Ally Carter’s The Blonde Identity and The Blonde Who Came in From the Cold. Definite Alias vibes.

Mine finally moved out of his parents’ house at 35 🫣

Yes! It’s the worst!

Old Navy Curvy OG Loose in short. Preferably on sale. 😊

What a day! Glad you’re okay and I hope you get some rest this weekend. 💕

Also, it turns out I don’t need Ozempy, I just needed my husband to leave for a week because I don’t know how to feed myself.

I’m not having an issue.

She is the CUTEST 💕💕💕

But, in a very real way, if he actually had decent sheets, real furniture, etc. I would be SO concerned that he isn’t as single as he says he is.