@logicalblonde.bsky.social
Numbers Nerd. Reformed Band Geek. 🖤
If you’re overwhelmed and everyone is making it worse clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you’re overwhelmed and everyone is making it worse clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻
Need to pick out outfits for the board meeting and my work trip… do not want to do so.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Need to pick out outfits for the board meeting and my work trip… do not want to do so.
Before Johnny and Moira Rose they were Gerry and Cookie Fleck.
RIP to an absolute comedic legend.
RIP to an absolute comedic legend.
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Before Johnny and Moira Rose they were Gerry and Cookie Fleck.
RIP to an absolute comedic legend.
RIP to an absolute comedic legend.
The good news is that I finally found a CC I had misplaced. The bad news is that I’m not quite sure how many wash cycles it went through, but I’m confident it was more than one.
February 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The good news is that I finally found a CC I had misplaced. The bad news is that I’m not quite sure how many wash cycles it went through, but I’m confident it was more than one.
Do you think I could get a Xanny script exclusively for when I have to be a passenger when my husband is driving?
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Do you think I could get a Xanny script exclusively for when I have to be a passenger when my husband is driving?
My husband just told me that he wishes Apple products had a Caps Lock ability on their keyboard. LOL 🤦🏼♀️
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My husband just told me that he wishes Apple products had a Caps Lock ability on their keyboard. LOL 🤦🏼♀️
@dropkickmurphys.com has some legit merch right now. In case you need a new t-shirt…
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
@dropkickmurphys.com has some legit merch right now. In case you need a new t-shirt…
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This is an Iowa fan account, but cheering on the Hawkeyes is political because you can’t cheer on the Hawkeyes if you are murdered in the street by ICE agents.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This is an Iowa fan account, but cheering on the Hawkeyes is political because you can’t cheer on the Hawkeyes if you are murdered in the street by ICE agents.
Someone please deinfluence me from the Tuckernuck sample sale.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Someone please deinfluence me from the Tuckernuck sample sale.
My job would be 100x better if I wasn’t constantly dealing with people 20 years my senior bullying their co-workers.
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My job would be 100x better if I wasn’t constantly dealing with people 20 years my senior bullying their co-workers.
A Snapchat filter, but for my face permanently.
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
A Snapchat filter, but for my face permanently.
My mother is upset because my husband’s name and my eldest son’s name were both in the Top 10 name list for 2025.
What do you want me to do? Go back 40 or 10 years and rename them?
What do you want me to do? Go back 40 or 10 years and rename them?
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
My mother is upset because my husband’s name and my eldest son’s name were both in the Top 10 name list for 2025.
What do you want me to do? Go back 40 or 10 years and rename them?
What do you want me to do? Go back 40 or 10 years and rename them?
My coworkers were really like: “You’ve been working too much, you need a vacation” then proceeded to interrupt my vacation endlessly with things they definitely didn’t need to interrupt me over.
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My coworkers were really like: “You’ve been working too much, you need a vacation” then proceeded to interrupt my vacation endlessly with things they definitely didn’t need to interrupt me over.
It’s the first shotgun weekend for hunting here and three people have been accidentally shot already in our area. Aren’t y’all supposed to be better at this?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s the first shotgun weekend for hunting here and three people have been accidentally shot already in our area. Aren’t y’all supposed to be better at this?
A real government website…
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A real government website…
Does everyone else get a bunch of sponsored ads for private/semi-private jet services or does social media vastly overestimate my wealth?
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Does everyone else get a bunch of sponsored ads for private/semi-private jet services or does social media vastly overestimate my wealth?
The problem with pig tails: one is always perfect and you can never get the second one to quite match.
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The problem with pig tails: one is always perfect and you can never get the second one to quite match.
My Halloween costume from 2009 fits 😍😍😍
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My Halloween costume from 2009 fits 😍😍😍
Without any encouragement from me, my kids decided they didn’t want to go to the obnoxiously busy Halloween parade tonight and I’m so excited to stay home.
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Without any encouragement from me, my kids decided they didn’t want to go to the obnoxiously busy Halloween parade tonight and I’m so excited to stay home.
If I were a hot glue gun in my house that hasn’t been used for 6 years, where would I be?
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If I were a hot glue gun in my house that hasn’t been used for 6 years, where would I be?
A woman named Kay keeps posting “Every Kiss Begins With Kay” on all of our independent store’s social media posts and this is why my generation hates boomers.
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A woman named Kay keeps posting “Every Kiss Begins With Kay” on all of our independent store’s social media posts and this is why my generation hates boomers.
I didn’t realize my husband’s phone gets notifications when I turn on the sauna, but now I know how he magically appears when I just want to roast by myself.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I didn’t realize my husband’s phone gets notifications when I turn on the sauna, but now I know how he magically appears when I just want to roast by myself.
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Tough couple weeks for Iowa State...
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tough couple weeks for Iowa State...
I have no opinions of note on the new album because there’s no way my sad dad emo heart was going to prefer a Max Martin produced album over anything Aaron Dessner touched.
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have no opinions of note on the new album because there’s no way my sad dad emo heart was going to prefer a Max Martin produced album over anything Aaron Dessner touched.