Fun fact: back in the 80s my grandparents went to bloomingdales and bought an entire Christmas display: tree, ornaments, bunting, everything. That was one of the best fake trees Ive ever seen in my life.

It was funny af cuz they didn't tell me. Just one day, Christmas was delivered.

You get real of faux?

Is that John Leguizamos character? Cuz that's who I pictured.

Little buddy? Real. Tears.

So how do you feel about stouffers? 🤔

How did i miss this earlier...??

Oh thanks so much!

Man, this sucks

And then rhe partnered ones are wondering why their women won't fuck them. Its cuz yall unattractive!

Ill say this, I need to take my overcoat to the cleaners.

Was it in DC? Cuz I was definitely by a high level funeral today.

I've been meaning to get some hyaluronic acid, thanks!