Lola Always Gets
lolaalwaysgets.bsky.social
Lola Always Gets
@lolaalwaysgets.bsky.social
Yes, Im here. Chilling in the cut. I do what I do. Auntistic.

#FuckFreeFifties
(Its ok, I have more)
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I outgrew my freakum dress!

😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I decided I'm not cooking this year.

Well, I never do. I just get takeout.

But, I'm getting Thanksgiving ingredients from the food bank tomorrow.

Im giving them to my hairdresser. He's got people - and can cook, so I know he can use em.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My grandparents never told me, and I would sit on it to read Roots 😅😅
So if you ever go to a rich person’s house and you want to find out if they’re old money or new money, ask them one question: “where’s the chair nobody’s allowed to sit in?”

New money will look at you like “?!?!l

Old money will laugh nervously and show you a piece of furniture older than the U.S.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I made this coffee strong. Real strong.

And i didnt even use Bustelo!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Well it finally happened. I saw naked peen on the skeetline. That had to go.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Man, this shit is delicious.

And i still havent purchased a frother yet.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yall. I just made an apple cider iced espresso drink with salted maple cold foam. so delish!
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Also, my hair is the longest its been in decades. And is irritating the nerves in my neck and back.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Today, I was reminded that I start a cat sit tomorrow. That means I'll be parking in downtown silver spring.

Since I was terminated from my job, I haven't really been keeping up with car cleaning. Theres a lotta stuff in the car: bottles water, packaged food, books, shower head, etc.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@aarum.bsky.social

Hey, did you know that aldi has a golden girls doll set for sale now?? I low key want it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Look at this cat.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Dropped
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Also, I dont know ow if you guys know this, but my hair is really white.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Im trying to figure out what to do now, lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So my huir looks cute
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, guess who's off to her hair appointment with no umbrella, no hood, nothing. Fml.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Its gonna take me 45 minutes to get to the hairdresser from my house

😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh and it's gonna rain 😑
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I was gonna wear my pleather pants and chenille sweater, but that seems like a hot ass hell.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm going to lunch today, then the hairdresser. I have no idea what to wear.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I camt believe I'm hungry again.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well, I was right. I caught the folks leaving the dick cheyney funeral today.

I knew something was going on. Too many nicely dressed folks in dark colors wandering around for me.

I dont mean that literally, they were all waiting for their private cars 😑
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Im thirsty as he'll and want some water.

My bottled water is in the car, up the street.

😭
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I want takeout tonight
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM