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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship

@lolphillies.bsky.social

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Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 37m

He’s the epitome of artist I don’t enjoy listening to but whom I support fully because he makes the worst people insanely mad

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not sure which of this guy’s work I like better, Fritz the Cat or all his comics about lusting over tall, thick-legged women

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

lmfao christ

an alleged youth (late teens/early 20s) dressed like mr feeny in the most stereotypical old man attire. he looks like he’s both the perpetrator of & the victim of the same crime.

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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 7h

I do hope the Phillies take the hint and just keep wearing the powder-blue-and-maroon as the primary uniform for now on.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 7h

Flawless

Andrew McCutchen in full maroon Phillies uniform with sunglasses, unbuttoned jersey and gold chain

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 7h

There are so many teams with red as their primary color! Reclaim the maroon!

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Yes. Back to the circa 1983 uniforms

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

For real. I don’t want to see the red pinstripes again until alumni weekend 2028 for the World Series 20th anniversary

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

No. The powder blues stay *on* during sex!

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

The only conclusion is they need to go back to the maroon and blue uniform set permanently next season

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

*he (im not deleting)

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

If they give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize will be just go away? Like the Oathbreaker ghosts in Return of the King?

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Counterpoint: It whips ass

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Taijuan!

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

That Dave Roberts head shake needs to be gif’d. Almost Alonzo like

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Marsh is a big goofy Labrador retriever, he can get himself in trouble with his exuberance but there’s no malice whatsoever

Werth is a malign cur

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

So where is Ranger ERA-wise among the all-time postseason leaders? Has to be near the top at this point

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

I mean you understand getting owned by a guy like Freeman or Betts but this same asshole every October I stg

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Still need 6 outs you dingleberries

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Scary Fart

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DJ WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 8h

Oregon Trail grave stone meme template “Here lies Clayton Kershaw AKA Mr Diarrhea, rest in piss, compiler bigot”

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

Mary Hart has left the building

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

That counts

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h

😎

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 8h