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when you’re getting a lap dance and the strippers tapeworm is staring back at you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
when you’re getting a lap dance and the strippers tapeworm is staring back at you.
me at thanksgiving dinner watching my mother plop the gelatinous cranberry sauce out of a tin can.
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
me at thanksgiving dinner watching my mother plop the gelatinous cranberry sauce out of a tin can.
Whenever I'm about to crush an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos, I picture RFK Jr. giving me this look, and I still eat all of them.
November 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Whenever I'm about to crush an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos, I picture RFK Jr. giving me this look, and I still eat all of them.
Designers who wait until deadline day to create the $5000 logo set the client already paid for.
August 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Designers who wait until deadline day to create the $5000 logo set the client already paid for.
Trust me. I watched a YouTube video.
August 2, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Trust me. I watched a YouTube video.
What is happening at Planet Fitness?
July 31, 2023 at 3:19 AM
What is happening at Planet Fitness?
After you pop that mixtape you got for free on Las Vegas Boulevard in your 81’ Honda Civic.
July 30, 2023 at 4:10 PM
After you pop that mixtape you got for free on Las Vegas Boulevard in your 81’ Honda Civic.
How every broke guy holds their girlfriend at the mall.
July 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
How every broke guy holds their girlfriend at the mall.
What my microwave sees at 2am.
July 24, 2023 at 3:12 AM
What my microwave sees at 2am.