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@savageblondii.bsky.social did you deactivate on the Twitters?
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
@savageblondii.bsky.social did you deactivate on the Twitters?
If you were following me on X (Twitter) please follow my new account. I don’t want to miss any of you.
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December 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
If you were following me on X (Twitter) please follow my new account. I don’t want to miss any of you.
x.com/gothichelvet...
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Oh you’re a Real Estate Agent? Were you a DJ in your 20’s or did you just give up on your hopes and dreams?
December 1, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Oh you’re a Real Estate Agent? Were you a DJ in your 20’s or did you just give up on your hopes and dreams?
The funniest thing about Thanksgiving is that you can ask 50 guys how to cook a turkey and they’ll give you 50 different recipes and they are all the best.
November 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The funniest thing about Thanksgiving is that you can ask 50 guys how to cook a turkey and they’ll give you 50 different recipes and they are all the best.
Does anyone know how many minutes you’re supposed to microwave a 25lb turkey?
November 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Does anyone know how many minutes you’re supposed to microwave a 25lb turkey?
Dr. Pepper is simply BBQ Sprite.
November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Dr. Pepper is simply BBQ Sprite.
Everyone claims to be an adventurer until it’s time to purchase airline tickets.
November 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Everyone claims to be an adventurer until it’s time to purchase airline tickets.
when you’re getting a lap dance and the strippers tapeworm is staring back at you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
when you’re getting a lap dance and the strippers tapeworm is staring back at you.
Oh you like crystals? Methamphetamine or the kind you collect cause you hate your father?
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Oh you like crystals? Methamphetamine or the kind you collect cause you hate your father?
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You can leave your Doc Martens on more like
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
You can leave your Doc Martens on more like
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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
November 14, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
me at thanksgiving dinner watching my mother plop the gelatinous cranberry sauce out of a tin can.
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
me at thanksgiving dinner watching my mother plop the gelatinous cranberry sauce out of a tin can.
So this is what Temu Twitter is all about?
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
So this is what Temu Twitter is all about?
Hello new blues skies people
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Hello new blues skies people
Whenever I'm about to crush an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos, I picture RFK Jr. giving me this look, and I still eat all of them.
November 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Whenever I'm about to crush an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos, I picture RFK Jr. giving me this look, and I still eat all of them.
Fully weaponized by an unhealthy amount of caffeine and nicotine in my system.
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Fully weaponized by an unhealthy amount of caffeine and nicotine in my system.
Friendly reminder: you’re not doing it wrong if no one knows what the fuck you’re doing.
November 14, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Friendly reminder: you’re not doing it wrong if no one knows what the fuck you’re doing.
Only giving kids candy on Halloween if they can beat me in an arm wrestling match.
October 31, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Only giving kids candy on Halloween if they can beat me in an arm wrestling match.
Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight.
October 30, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight.
Did Jeannie block you here too?
October 26, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Did Jeannie block you here too?
If Elon can charge for Twitter, I’m charging people for my Bluesky invite codes. You wanna use a free app? Pay the piper, bitch.
October 18, 2023 at 2:37 PM
If Elon can charge for Twitter, I’m charging people for my Bluesky invite codes. You wanna use a free app? Pay the piper, bitch.