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Longbottle
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Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order. Twitter Refugee.
I found this at the store the other day.

I am fascinated by kumis in it's traditional form: a lighly alcoholic, carbonated horse milk drink.

I had no idea that it was also produced in Columbia (from cow's milk).
February 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
A Valentine's Day tradition with Ronnie.
February 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Usually, when you get larger quantities of an item, you get a better price. It's important to always check the unit pricing to confirm this.
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Ain't nothing "straight" about this jacket...
February 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My daughter is very spoiled.
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The iMac that I'm working on might have more to the rebooting issue than I thought...
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I have finally found the whitest mayonnaise. No, it's not Kraft.

Look at this shit.
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
File this one under "no shit, Sherlock".

science.slashdot.org/story/26/02/...
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Found this on the side of the road on my way home.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Found more Warrior Cats stuff, for you fans of those!

Paging @scampsburd.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Me, at that 17.5hr mark:
February 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
A reminder from Ivanova
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I spent some time at our storage locker defragging it when I brought the desk there the other day.
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 AM
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
You ever just appreciate that somebody was clearly illiterate? Especially when it works out in your favor...
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Goddamn, I love owning a station wagon.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
My daughter is a chonk, but a cute chonk.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Found these capacitors. The bottom one, it's disconnected on one side, making intermittent contact.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Saw these in Walmart the other day. I know a lot of folks (furries) are BIG into the Warrior Cats stuff, so I thought I'd share!

@scampsburd.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This sounds so good! I might try to make it with veggie sausage.
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This sounds so good! I might try to make it with veggie sausage.
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
42 here. Been lurking since the late 1990s, active participant since about 2005 or so.
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
We like cheese in our house.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
These ice cream cones (and all the ones on this style, IE, Joy "cake cups") taste exactly like communion wafers to me.

You can't convince me that they're not made of exactly the same thing.
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM