LongLineSkinner
@longlineskinner.bsky.social
In the deep end of migrant support.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
Finally, they released the Epstein files. I combed through the entire collection and cherry picked the most revelatory ones, so you can spend your precious time picking your nose or cutting your toes off or whatever it is you people get up to these days.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally, they released the Epstein files. I combed through the entire collection and cherry picked the most revelatory ones, so you can spend your precious time picking your nose or cutting your toes off or whatever it is you people get up to these days.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
"They came. They had the Bible and we had the land. And they told us, 'Close your eyes and pray.' And when we opened our eyes, they had the land and we had the Bible."
Eduardo Galeano, Uruguayan writer
Eduardo Galeano, Uruguayan writer
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"They came. They had the Bible and we had the land. And they told us, 'Close your eyes and pray.' And when we opened our eyes, they had the land and we had the Bible."
Eduardo Galeano, Uruguayan writer
Eduardo Galeano, Uruguayan writer
Nothing in this world is as disgustingly real as a 1950s cookbook and all its progeny.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Nothing in this world is as disgustingly real as a 1950s cookbook and all its progeny.
Someone should give him a Red Ryder BB gun, maybe he'll shoot his eye out.
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Someone should give him a Red Ryder BB gun, maybe he'll shoot his eye out.
Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not made from strawberry preserves is like personally reenacting the death of William Wallace.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich not made from strawberry preserves is like personally reenacting the death of William Wallace.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
So proud of our state, for so many reasons.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So proud of our state, for so many reasons.
If one more person posts a paywall article I'm going to murder everyone in this room and desecrate their bodies to such an extent they will have to add an amendment to the United Nations Convention Against Torture.
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If one more person posts a paywall article I'm going to murder everyone in this room and desecrate their bodies to such an extent they will have to add an amendment to the United Nations Convention Against Torture.
Tom Cotton in his secret basement DARPA lab fort.
GIRLS NOT ALLOWED!!
GIRLS NOT ALLOWED!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tom Cotton in his secret basement DARPA lab fort.
GIRLS NOT ALLOWED!!
GIRLS NOT ALLOWED!!
That may well be, but have you considered trying new Folger's Crystals?
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That may well be, but have you considered trying new Folger's Crystals?
Oh please, just because my highly researched and curated library is vastly superior to your collection of Reader's Digests and Choose Your Own Adventures doesn't make me a snob! It just makes me better than you.
(Can I borrow that one about the abominable snowman?)
(Can I borrow that one about the abominable snowman?)
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh please, just because my highly researched and curated library is vastly superior to your collection of Reader's Digests and Choose Your Own Adventures doesn't make me a snob! It just makes me better than you.
(Can I borrow that one about the abominable snowman?)
(Can I borrow that one about the abominable snowman?)
Sounds like a golden opportunity.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sounds like a golden opportunity.
Donnie's brain is just a slot machine of words like "stupid" and "ugly". Pull the arm to see what he spits out today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Donnie's brain is just a slot machine of words like "stupid" and "ugly". Pull the arm to see what he spits out today.
Don't be fooled by Bob Dylan. Underneath his folksy demeanor lies a brooding sadist, who can tell what trails of blood he has left in his barbarous wake.
Just listen to the simmering evil in his inflected voice...
"strap yourself to the tree with roots,
you ain't goin' nowhere"
Just listen to the simmering evil in his inflected voice...
"strap yourself to the tree with roots,
you ain't goin' nowhere"
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Don't be fooled by Bob Dylan. Underneath his folksy demeanor lies a brooding sadist, who can tell what trails of blood he has left in his barbarous wake.
Just listen to the simmering evil in his inflected voice...
"strap yourself to the tree with roots,
you ain't goin' nowhere"
Just listen to the simmering evil in his inflected voice...
"strap yourself to the tree with roots,
you ain't goin' nowhere"
This year's White House Thanksgiving menu...
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This year's White House Thanksgiving menu...
"Yes, I smelt it. And indeed, I also dealt it."
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Yes, I smelt it. And indeed, I also dealt it."
I can't even think of anything to say...
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can't even think of anything to say...
Oooh, I'm so excited for Christmas this year, I've already got my present for Little Donny Boy all wrapped up and ready to send! He'll be so happy to finally understand this hitherto incomprehensible force of nature.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oooh, I'm so excited for Christmas this year, I've already got my present for Little Donny Boy all wrapped up and ready to send! He'll be so happy to finally understand this hitherto incomprehensible force of nature.