LongLineSkinner
@longlineskinner.bsky.social
In the deep end of migrant support.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
Pinned
My day job is working with newly arrived migrants on the southern border.
My night job is vomitting as much sarcasm as I can muster on the poor, bedraggled residents of Bluesky.
So please, despite abundant evidence to the contrary, do not think for one second that I take these days lightly.
My night job is vomitting as much sarcasm as I can muster on the poor, bedraggled residents of Bluesky.
So please, despite abundant evidence to the contrary, do not think for one second that I take these days lightly.
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
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🧑🌾 SPOTTED in Jackson County, Wisconsin…
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🧑🌾 SPOTTED in Jackson County, Wisconsin…
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🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
theonion.com/trump-still-...
theonion.com/trump-still-...
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
theonion.com/trump-still-...
theonion.com/trump-still-...
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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The Redacter's Choice™
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER™
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER™
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Redacter's Choice™
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER™
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER™
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House Oversight Committee members have released the most damning images yet of Jeffrey Epstein and his vast consortium of perverted associates.
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
House Oversight Committee members have released the most damning images yet of Jeffrey Epstein and his vast consortium of perverted associates.
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
Finally, they released the Epstein files. I combed through the entire collection and cherry picked the most revelatory ones, so you can spend your precious time picking your nose or cutting your toes off or whatever it is you people get up to these days.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally, they released the Epstein files. I combed through the entire collection and cherry picked the most revelatory ones, so you can spend your precious time picking your nose or cutting your toes off or whatever it is you people get up to these days.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
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Los expertos afirman que José Antonio Kast logró “reactivar un pinochetismo latente” y advierten que se necesita más educación sobre los “horrores de la dictadura” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Chile’s far-right president taps into support for Pinochet that never went away
Experts say José Antonio Kast able to ‘reactivate a dormant Pinochetism’ and warn more education needed on ‘horrors of dictatorship’
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Los expertos afirman que José Antonio Kast logró “reactivar un pinochetismo latente” y advierten que se necesita más educación sobre los “horrores de la dictadura” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
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December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Portland woman testifies that police lied about ICE activity in Oregon when 12 to 15 agents surrounded her vehicle, and she called 911 for help on December 10th. "I have a question for the police. If you refuse to do your job, are you prepared for us to do it for you?"
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Portland woman testifies that police lied about ICE activity in Oregon when 12 to 15 agents surrounded her vehicle, and she called 911 for help on December 10th. "I have a question for the police. If you refuse to do your job, are you prepared for us to do it for you?"
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December 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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"For decades, Rob sought to entertain and enlighten us with his television and film work and to improve the world with his activism. This loss is incalculable.
But my hunch is that Rob would have gotten a kick out of causing Trump to show his worst."
But my hunch is that Rob would have gotten a kick out of causing Trump to show his worst."
Rob Reiner was a mensch. In death, he showed us Trump’s a schmuck.
The president's remarks about the murder of the filmmaker and his wife cast Trump as petty and callous.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"For decades, Rob sought to entertain and enlighten us with his television and film work and to improve the world with his activism. This loss is incalculable.
But my hunch is that Rob would have gotten a kick out of causing Trump to show his worst."
But my hunch is that Rob would have gotten a kick out of causing Trump to show his worst."
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Ronald Reagan, a cold man who ignored the AIDS crisis because he was a homophobe and craved the votes of other homophobes, is *not* a reminder of anything good or decent.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ronald Reagan, a cold man who ignored the AIDS crisis because he was a homophobe and craved the votes of other homophobes, is *not* a reminder of anything good or decent.
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Here's a new video about security in Latin America, based on a talk that I give a few times each year.
It covers a lot of ground, but the idea is "You actually *can* protect people from crime without destroying your democracy, bombing boats, or massively incarcerating."
It covers a lot of ground, but the idea is "You actually *can* protect people from crime without destroying your democracy, bombing boats, or massively incarcerating."
You Actually *Can* Protect People from Crime Without Destroying Democracy.
YouTube video by Adam Isacson
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here's a new video about security in Latin America, based on a talk that I give a few times each year.
It covers a lot of ground, but the idea is "You actually *can* protect people from crime without destroying your democracy, bombing boats, or massively incarcerating."
It covers a lot of ground, but the idea is "You actually *can* protect people from crime without destroying your democracy, bombing boats, or massively incarcerating."
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The Germans have a word for "a face that needs to be slapped." It's Backpfeifengesicht.
Language should Germany more.
Language should Germany more.
a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the caption laughs in german
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the caption laughs in german
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Germans have a word for "a face that needs to be slapped." It's Backpfeifengesicht.
Language should Germany more.
Language should Germany more.
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In other news, Donald Trump sues little Jimmy from next door for "five hundred billion gazillion dollars", stating "That will teach him to call me a doodey head."
Jimmy could not be reached for comment as he'd been shoved in back of a black SUV by masked goons.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Jimmy could not be reached for comment as he'd been shoved in back of a black SUV by masked goons.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Donald Trump sues BBC for at least $5bn over edit of January 6 speech
President accuses corporation of ‘putting words in my mouth’ in Panorama clip broadcast before 2024 election
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In other news, Donald Trump sues little Jimmy from next door for "five hundred billion gazillion dollars", stating "That will teach him to call me a doodey head."
Jimmy could not be reached for comment as he'd been shoved in back of a black SUV by masked goons.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Jimmy could not be reached for comment as he'd been shoved in back of a black SUV by masked goons.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...