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longsightblues.bsky.social
@longsightblues.bsky.social
Ol’ Bertie Bastard
It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way
They’re no Harlem Spirit
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hopefully practicing for next summer’s #BottomInspectors
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Goth
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Amazing image
“Fuck off you fuck!”
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No it makes perfect sense, Donny sometwat from a band nobody had ever heard of
Leo was his mate, when the guy went over the fence for refusing to be a butler for Jade Goody
Then Sayer followed suit but was even more rock n’ roll than the public school ‘punk’
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Genuinely believe Leo got the Celebrity Big Brother gig off the back of Vic and Bob reviving him with this
And he was ace in that as well. Went batshit and started offering the security out
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Is it an L?”
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yeah but @googlyeyecat.bsky.social did you give him a piggy back on a treadmill? If not, your anecdote is worthless

youtu.be/xseu1RLlcOA?...
Leo Sayer - When I Need You Families at War
YouTube video by mohdaffendy
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*TOITS
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Most can’t name 2
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They used to have the City and united fixture cards from the MEN/Pink Final behind the counters of Hurley’s, so the management knew who would be in town that weekend and whether or not to lock the doors. Later augmented with the little train timetables from Piccadilly station
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Did someone just mention shoplifting from Hurleys?!!!
I used to work there and can assure you the staff were VERY vigilant against thieves
After all, there had to be something left for us all to nick at the end of the shift
We used to walk out of there looking like the Michelin Man in mid-August
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ah mate. Look fir the positives, at least you got a few oil changes
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It would therefore be unkind to point out the obvious…
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Kinell! Seal?
He looks like if Shaun Goater headbutted the back end of a moving combine harvester
Did she have a ‘thing’ for ‘unconventional’ looking fellas, or what?
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Literally just used it today drafting the works Xmas quiz. Even that was restrained but will still probably end up being REDACTED given the subject matter
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
1,000 Bert points
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM