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Ol’ Bertie Bastard
It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way
Two Surreys with moustaches and mullets in the smoking area
“Hit me up with your LinkedIn, bro, let’s make history and megamoney”
Bin. Home.
Our city is occupied by these trumpets
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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#OtD 28 Nov 1971 Jewish anti-fascists of the 62 Group shut down a fascist meeting at the Royal Pavillion Hotel in Brighton, UK. Present were National Front members and former Nazi SS officers, some of whom were hospitalised. More on Jewish anti-fascism: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e35-...
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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This made me well up.
Talk fellas. 💙
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What in the name of autotuned Jarvis Cocker is this shit on Graham Norton?
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What, do you really mean to tell me that you haven’t got two weeks off #TheGraft like me? You poor fuckers
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Great stuff this, Paul, he was relatively restrained given some of the yarns that man could share 😂
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Are sky sports news going to be there
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A hipster has just walked into the local wearing a full apron and matching brown trousers, unironically
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Brighton v Palace, Newcastle v Sunderland, Leicester v Coventry
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Alan Mendoza has been on quite the journey.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kelly Dalglish with her Ozempic face and the textbook Cult #Shoehorn there.
LFC, never not at it
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Get in you sweaties
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Some of the people in this article have shared their recollections with me before - but on condition of anonymity. Coming forward now is an act of patriotism. Farage’s claim that it never happened is the opposite.
(Note also the line about pronouncing his name.)
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school
Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Great goal, fair fucks
He still looks like Sid the sadistic kid from Toy Story
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The double-take I just did at the third bullet point.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Genuine big coat weather this week
Unfortunately also heralds ‘southern hipster wanker enormous backpack on the tram’ weather
FFS you’re going to Deansgate, not Everest base camp
AMIRITE?!!!
@barcajim3.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Possibly the most Guardian film review of all time;

“I watched it and it was about working class white people, so gave it one star as not cool
“But then, other people said it might actually be a bit cool, so changed my mind
“It’s in fact the coolest ever”
Cunts

www.theguardian.com/film/2012/no...
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In case you were wondering how life was going on Planet Batshit Conspiracy Lunatic

Surely no coincidence that he now has the exact same barnet as that GB News mouth breather from Coast #MakesYouThink
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This will be why Ally McCoist couldn't hear any Glaswegian voices on Union Street this week.
Twats marching through Benidorm.

Spain should really deport them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Did it start “Nonce upon a time, there was a handsome prince”….?
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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"So the smoking gun quote that brought down two of the most senior editors at the BBC was itself misleadingly edited. But unlike the BBC’s edits – which at least accurately conveyed the overall impression of the march – Prescott’s edits gave a false impression of the comments"
Trump is going to lose
EXCLUSIVE: Michael Prescott himself doctored Trump quote in his anti-BBC report
A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM