Braden Longstreth
@longstreth-face.bsky.social
Trying to play music off my phone at work more so I can get these rookie numbers back up this year smh
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Trying to play music off my phone at work more so I can get these rookie numbers back up this year smh
Great hair day in the new pride headband
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November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Great hair day in the new pride headband
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IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
Not me tho, im dressed as Tiger Woods
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Not me tho, im dressed as Tiger Woods
I feel really stupid, cause every time I listen to Miseducation and hear this song, I think, "hey that's the same name as that SiR song!"
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
October 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I feel really stupid, cause every time I listen to Miseducation and hear this song, I think, "hey that's the same name as that SiR song!"
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
Bonus fact, I am currently serving a temporary ban from the bar where that video was taken.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bonus fact, I am currently serving a temporary ban from the bar where that video was taken.
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS
October 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS
For sister wedding/for Philadelphia Phillies eliminated from postseason
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For sister wedding/for Philadelphia Phillies eliminated from postseason
Tried to look up this image on google and the first thing that came up was "Wisconsin Suicide Prevention"
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tried to look up this image on google and the first thing that came up was "Wisconsin Suicide Prevention"
Me watching Micah Parsons first sack as a Packer.
September 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me watching Micah Parsons first sack as a Packer.
They raided StreamEast and now I gotta interact with real people :/
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They raided StreamEast and now I gotta interact with real people :/
Kendrick having his Kurt Schilling tournament but without the being a racist.
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Kendrick having his Kurt Schilling tournament but without the being a racist.
At the perfect level of drumk for this song rn (zero drinks in)
August 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
At the perfect level of drumk for this song rn (zero drinks in)
Nothing like drinking a Miller Lite to remind you how much Miller Lite fucking sucks rip Bob.
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nothing like drinking a Miller Lite to remind you how much Miller Lite fucking sucks rip Bob.
View from the office today
August 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
View from the office today
Doesn't get much more local than that.
August 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Doesn't get much more local than that.
Parked in a two hour zone and if I get a parking ticket from waiting in this line im going to kill myself.
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Parked in a two hour zone and if I get a parking ticket from waiting in this line im going to kill myself.
Left my shithole job with a racist owner and one week later now I'm eating Cameroonian food in the rain. Never give up.
August 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Left my shithole job with a racist owner and one week later now I'm eating Cameroonian food in the rain. Never give up.
wonder how he's doin
August 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
wonder how he's doin