Braden Longstreth
@longstreth-face.bsky.social
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anxiety dreams are coming back in a big way and I can't sleep anymore but don't worry it'd 10 pm and I haven't gotten out of bed today and I just spent two hours listening to black box recordings of plane crashes so I'll be good
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Anxiety dreams are coming back in a big way and I can't sleep anymore but don't worry it'd 10 pm and I haven't gotten out of bed today and I just spent two hours listening to black box recordings of plane crashes so I'll be good
went to a house show in the basement of an apartment just off campus on Saturday and it made me feel like I was in college again but I was just standing around thinking "man I wanna play pm right now"
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
went to a house show in the basement of an apartment just off campus on Saturday and it made me feel like I was in college again but I was just standing around thinking "man I wanna play pm right now"
THE BEARS
STILL
SUCK!!!
STILL
SUCK!!!
a man with a bandana on his head is smiling with the words now comes the part underneath him
ALT: a man with a bandana on his head is smiling with the words now comes the part underneath him
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
THE BEARS
STILL
SUCK!!!
STILL
SUCK!!!
I keep talking about wanting to move back to the coast. I feel like an ailing Victorian era wife.
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I keep talking about wanting to move back to the coast. I feel like an ailing Victorian era wife.
I hate to be this person, but people are posting "ditch spotify" cause of their embrace of AI and ICE ads and Trump donations, and like, those people aren't wrong, but also if that's how you feel, why are you posting this to instagram?
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I hate to be this person, but people are posting "ditch spotify" cause of their embrace of AI and ICE ads and Trump donations, and like, those people aren't wrong, but also if that's how you feel, why are you posting this to instagram?
Trying to play music off my phone at work more so I can get these rookie numbers back up this year smh
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Trying to play music off my phone at work more so I can get these rookie numbers back up this year smh
Fun fact: Washington D.C. is the only city with a train!
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fun fact: Washington D.C. is the only city with a train!
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they should put a panda express in the national zoo. just to raise questions
November 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
they should put a panda express in the national zoo. just to raise questions
They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves
In a much better mood than all mu coworkers recently and I realized I think it's cause im hanging out with smashers again.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In a much better mood than all mu coworkers recently and I realized I think it's cause im hanging out with smashers again.
Glad I found Love My Computer on my own, cause ninajirachi is the last artists I'm ever gonna be in the know on. The next time there's an artist like that that my friends like I'm gonna be such a boomer like "that sounds made up" but for one final time Im cool.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glad I found Love My Computer on my own, cause ninajirachi is the last artists I'm ever gonna be in the know on. The next time there's an artist like that that my friends like I'm gonna be such a boomer like "that sounds made up" but for one final time Im cool.
Great hair day in the new pride headband
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Great hair day in the new pride headband
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Cool to have melee back in my life in some capacity. Lost to two players Id not lost to before and didn't make it out of pools and didn't care that much cause I hung out with my friends and they're all the cooliest.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Cool to have melee back in my life in some capacity. Lost to two players Id not lost to before and didn't make it out of pools and didn't care that much cause I hung out with my friends and they're all the cooliest.
Was walking down the bathroom stairs at the hyperpop concert and thought for a second "am I in the right bathroom? Ill wait for someone to come out" and then someone did and I thought "I don’t know why I thought I would get any information from that"
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Was walking down the bathroom stairs at the hyperpop concert and thought for a second "am I in the right bathroom? Ill wait for someone to come out" and then someone did and I thought "I don’t know why I thought I would get any information from that"
Had the "teeth falling out dream" last night but had one brief moment lucid enough to force myself awake and when I came to half asleep and felt that they were all there I popped off.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Had the "teeth falling out dream" last night but had one brief moment lucid enough to force myself awake and when I came to half asleep and felt that they were all there I popped off.
The lion is not concerned with street cleaning enforcement
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The lion is not concerned with street cleaning enforcement
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
An old coworker just texted me to talk about how good this album is. The last time this coworker texted me was two years ago when she told me she never wanted to hear from me again. This album is insane.
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
An old coworker just texted me to talk about how good this album is. The last time this coworker texted me was two years ago when she told me she never wanted to hear from me again. This album is insane.
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
Reposted by Braden Longstreth
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
Tonight, we are all Virginians.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tonight, we are all Virginians.