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Long Tall Dingus
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What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us

I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
If you want to make someone into trip hop really mad say something like "These are just sample libraries from the late 90s and early 2000s remixed over and over again".
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
My nose hair grows so fast I have to trim it like twice a week.
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Why eat food if hungry later?
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 AM
What have I become?
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I'm in that phase of purchasing something for a good price where I dunno if I'm getting the thing or if I'm gonna have to deal with paypal and ebay bullshit.

But if I do end up with a pair of Audio Technica ATH-AD 1000x headphones for 140 bucks, that'd be pretty neat.
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Dawg YouTube videos are doing that thing with dialogue that radio commercials do. The end of one line fades into the start of the other line.

Dawg they had a 15 or 30 second limit for those adverts. Your limit is how long you want to wait for something to upload.

Stop it. Talk normally.
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=99GR...

I was listening to this at work today on open back headphones, and I feel like that's the equivalent of wearing a Triple H shirt in Jr. High and being unsure if a teacher is going to ask you to turn it inside out.
Busdriver - Kill Your Employer
YouTube video by malawolf85
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Early access is like, the game is for sale, it's not done, but you can buy a part of it now, and in two years, it might be finished. But after two years of early access, when it "releases", there will be no hype or buzz, because everyone's bored of it. Even the people waiting for the full release.
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Listening to music on headphones with bone conduction headphones underneath playing a podcast while you watch Pluto and play Vampire Survivors is -

Shit I hope no one actually does that.
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I reference Henry Rollins in Batman Beyond a lot.

The short of it is he was really excited about blowing things up and no one could stop him so they p.much secretly put him in a holodeck where he can blow shit up all the time but it's not real, and he doesn't know it's fake.
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Do you think everyone who lives in the slums of Midgar smokes?

I kinda wanna smoke in the slums of Midgar. Just slum around pullin' darts, gettin' street food. Waiting for the day to end.

While listening to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBC...
Jenova 7 - An Unfinished Dream
YouTube video by Phantasmagoria
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 AM
So I've devised the best way to drive people into trip hop crazy.

Ask them "Hey what was that trip hop song you liked from that commercial in the mid 2000s?"

Then keep saying "no, not that one", no matter what they say. Don't even have an answer in mind.

Just lead them on forever.
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Remember the days when Jandrew edits were new and hosted on some shitty website that looks like it came from 2008?

Because it was 2008.

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Jandrew edits - YouTube
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Tech Deck tricks are easy as monkey see, monkey do.
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
You know a thing I really like about Batman Beyond? It ended when it was still good.

This post is about Scrubs.
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The last thing you threw away then your vice is your vTuber name.

I'm Cum Tissue Weed.
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Content streaming services are getting worse and more expensive, and VPNs are getting better and cheaper.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
They should remake Xenogears like they did with FFVII.

It wouldn't be profitable but I don't care, it's not my money.
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Oooh, Virtual Boy. Another used frame from the thrift store. Made this design and added a holographic sheet over it.

It came out pretty neat-o.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I found this empty "I <3 My Dog" frame at a thrift store today. At the checkout queue, I told the woman working there I'm going to put my own thing in there that's decidedly not a dog, then bring it back and drop it on the shelves.

I kinda wanna keep it, but it's fate is to be returned to the wild.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Can I commission someone to make me universal healthcare?

Will pay 500+, with generous tip on top.
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoTx...

Halo sample? Is that a Halo vocal sample in this?
Blue
YouTube video by Geb.el - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Some people in r/WEC community on Reddit said this GR86 bodykit looks like shit.

www.hagerty.com/media/news/n...

They're stupid. This is fucking AWESOME.

It's probably gonna be 30k to buy the kit and get it fitted, but you know. Pretty cool.
The NEO86 Takes the Toyota GR86 Back to the '80s - Hagerty Media
Unveiled ahead of the Tokyo Auto Salon, the NEO86 is a Toyota GR86 with a body kit styled like a 1980s AE86.
www.hagerty.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My job gave everyone new hooded sweatshirts but they hold onto weed smells really, really well.

Is this a trap?
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
There's this electronic artist, Emancipator, who makes music for going on an anxiety run at 1AM to clear your mind, and like nothing else;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCSN...
Emancipator - Eve
YouTube video by Julius Jireland
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM