Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I ask you to play PSX games on Parsec. What are you picking?
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I ask you to play PSX games on Parsec. What are you picking?
What have I become?
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
What have I become?
Tech Deck tricks are easy as monkey see, monkey do.
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Tech Deck tricks are easy as monkey see, monkey do.
I could listen to Mirror Conspiracy by Thievery Corporation for 48 hours straight and come out of it thinking "Damn I should spin The Richest Man in Babylon. Do I own that on CD?"
I will soon!
I should cancel Tidal and carry around my Discman. 90% of what I listen to I own on CD.
I will soon!
I should cancel Tidal and carry around my Discman. 90% of what I listen to I own on CD.
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I could listen to Mirror Conspiracy by Thievery Corporation for 48 hours straight and come out of it thinking "Damn I should spin The Richest Man in Babylon. Do I own that on CD?"
I will soon!
I should cancel Tidal and carry around my Discman. 90% of what I listen to I own on CD.
I will soon!
I should cancel Tidal and carry around my Discman. 90% of what I listen to I own on CD.
Oooh, Virtual Boy. Another used frame from the thrift store. Made this design and added a holographic sheet over it.
It came out pretty neat-o.
It came out pretty neat-o.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Oooh, Virtual Boy. Another used frame from the thrift store. Made this design and added a holographic sheet over it.
It came out pretty neat-o.
It came out pretty neat-o.
I found this empty "I <3 My Dog" frame at a thrift store today. At the checkout queue, I told the woman working there I'm going to put my own thing in there that's decidedly not a dog, then bring it back and drop it on the shelves.
I kinda wanna keep it, but it's fate is to be returned to the wild.
I kinda wanna keep it, but it's fate is to be returned to the wild.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I found this empty "I <3 My Dog" frame at a thrift store today. At the checkout queue, I told the woman working there I'm going to put my own thing in there that's decidedly not a dog, then bring it back and drop it on the shelves.
I kinda wanna keep it, but it's fate is to be returned to the wild.
I kinda wanna keep it, but it's fate is to be returned to the wild.
Wait what 109 videos?
What is this? How deep does this go?
What is this? How deep does this go?
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Wait what 109 videos?
What is this? How deep does this go?
What is this? How deep does this go?
I also bought 40 Tech Decks.
If I have your address, start 3D printing some ramps Tech Decks are coming to your mailbox.
If I have your address, start 3D printing some ramps Tech Decks are coming to your mailbox.
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I also bought 40 Tech Decks.
If I have your address, start 3D printing some ramps Tech Decks are coming to your mailbox.
If I have your address, start 3D printing some ramps Tech Decks are coming to your mailbox.
Street Fighter: The Movie Tech Deck.
Boy, what a phrase.
I think I need to make a SFTM Beyblade next. I will. Just gotta, buy some Beyblades and figure out how to do that.
Boy, what a phrase.
I think I need to make a SFTM Beyblade next. I will. Just gotta, buy some Beyblades and figure out how to do that.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Street Fighter: The Movie Tech Deck.
Boy, what a phrase.
I think I need to make a SFTM Beyblade next. I will. Just gotta, buy some Beyblades and figure out how to do that.
Boy, what a phrase.
I think I need to make a SFTM Beyblade next. I will. Just gotta, buy some Beyblades and figure out how to do that.
Here let me show you why I've been playing one racing simulator for 11 years.
What's a car pack? What's a VIP pack? Can I unlock these cars by playing? Can I unlock Hot Wheels by playing? Why can't I click Deluxe and Premium Edition to go to a page to read more about them?
Back to Assetto Corsa.
What's a car pack? What's a VIP pack? Can I unlock these cars by playing? Can I unlock Hot Wheels by playing? Why can't I click Deluxe and Premium Edition to go to a page to read more about them?
Back to Assetto Corsa.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Here let me show you why I've been playing one racing simulator for 11 years.
What's a car pack? What's a VIP pack? Can I unlock these cars by playing? Can I unlock Hot Wheels by playing? Why can't I click Deluxe and Premium Edition to go to a page to read more about them?
Back to Assetto Corsa.
What's a car pack? What's a VIP pack? Can I unlock these cars by playing? Can I unlock Hot Wheels by playing? Why can't I click Deluxe and Premium Edition to go to a page to read more about them?
Back to Assetto Corsa.
Yo. Area 51 Tech Deck. Like Mesa Logic published by Midway (or GT Interactive) Area 51 Tech Deck.
I bet you've never seen one before.
I bet you've never seen one before.
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Yo. Area 51 Tech Deck. Like Mesa Logic published by Midway (or GT Interactive) Area 51 Tech Deck.
I bet you've never seen one before.
I bet you've never seen one before.
First I came for Pogs. Now I'm coming for Tech Decks.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
First I came for Pogs. Now I'm coming for Tech Decks.
I always sit with my legs up on my desk. Like I'm cool or something.
It makes mouse gaming difficult, so I made a gamer lap pad.
The mousepad is glued down, and the half keyboard is on there with double sided tape.
My knee doesn't hurt. It's been like that forever.
It makes mouse gaming difficult, so I made a gamer lap pad.
The mousepad is glued down, and the half keyboard is on there with double sided tape.
My knee doesn't hurt. It's been like that forever.
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I always sit with my legs up on my desk. Like I'm cool or something.
It makes mouse gaming difficult, so I made a gamer lap pad.
The mousepad is glued down, and the half keyboard is on there with double sided tape.
My knee doesn't hurt. It's been like that forever.
It makes mouse gaming difficult, so I made a gamer lap pad.
The mousepad is glued down, and the half keyboard is on there with double sided tape.
My knee doesn't hurt. It's been like that forever.
Yo, uhm.
I found this picture with the caption "Apache flyover at NASCAR during the 1992 Hooters 500".
That's a real god damn early 90s sentence, right there.
I found this picture with the caption "Apache flyover at NASCAR during the 1992 Hooters 500".
That's a real god damn early 90s sentence, right there.
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Yo, uhm.
I found this picture with the caption "Apache flyover at NASCAR during the 1992 Hooters 500".
That's a real god damn early 90s sentence, right there.
I found this picture with the caption "Apache flyover at NASCAR during the 1992 Hooters 500".
That's a real god damn early 90s sentence, right there.
Uhm. Oh, oh, this is good. This is a classic. This is "My Pictures". I dunno why. But here it is.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Uhm. Oh, oh, this is good. This is a classic. This is "My Pictures". I dunno why. But here it is.
I got groceries, then took them in. Then later, went to my van, to smoke weed, and forget I bought Tech Decks, but they fell out of the bag.
It was a Festivus miracle.
I'm gonna turn 'em into customs. And not Bubsy or Gex. I've made enough customs of bad PSX/N64 games.
I should Dreamcast, or 360.
It was a Festivus miracle.
I'm gonna turn 'em into customs. And not Bubsy or Gex. I've made enough customs of bad PSX/N64 games.
I should Dreamcast, or 360.
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I got groceries, then took them in. Then later, went to my van, to smoke weed, and forget I bought Tech Decks, but they fell out of the bag.
It was a Festivus miracle.
I'm gonna turn 'em into customs. And not Bubsy or Gex. I've made enough customs of bad PSX/N64 games.
I should Dreamcast, or 360.
It was a Festivus miracle.
I'm gonna turn 'em into customs. And not Bubsy or Gex. I've made enough customs of bad PSX/N64 games.
I should Dreamcast, or 360.
Dawg. You ever just be like "ay yo, remember Mimi from Drew Carey?"
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Dawg. You ever just be like "ay yo, remember Mimi from Drew Carey?"
It would look like this but you.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It would look like this but you.
Do you want a homemade pro gamer headset with an Avid MBox Mini and when something breaks you'll have to hand it to Frank and he'll be like "I know it works and I can fix it but it's still a piece of shit"?
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Do you want a homemade pro gamer headset with an Avid MBox Mini and when something breaks you'll have to hand it to Frank and he'll be like "I know it works and I can fix it but it's still a piece of shit"?
My roommate got three free bags of that Zebra Popcorn from some sorta coupon juggling and gave me a 24 oz bag. That's like 700g.
I ate it all in one day and my shits were super fucked up.
I ate it all in one day and my shits were super fucked up.
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My roommate got three free bags of that Zebra Popcorn from some sorta coupon juggling and gave me a 24 oz bag. That's like 700g.
I ate it all in one day and my shits were super fucked up.
I ate it all in one day and my shits were super fucked up.
Hey, I found this video me lusting after an Odo poster. I dunno why it exists, but I'm gonna add a bunch of tags so people can see it.
#StarTrek #DS9 #Odo #OdoShip #OdoCanBeAnythng #ThinkAboutIt #TaylorSwift
#StarTrek #DS9 #Odo #OdoShip #OdoCanBeAnythng #ThinkAboutIt #TaylorSwift
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey, I found this video me lusting after an Odo poster. I dunno why it exists, but I'm gonna add a bunch of tags so people can see it.
#StarTrek #DS9 #Odo #OdoShip #OdoCanBeAnythng #ThinkAboutIt #TaylorSwift
#StarTrek #DS9 #Odo #OdoShip #OdoCanBeAnythng #ThinkAboutIt #TaylorSwift
It's entirely functional.
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's entirely functional.
Old hat. Build your own box and turn it into a bluetooth speaker.
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Old hat. Build your own box and turn it into a bluetooth speaker.
Sorta. It's card stock, then an "art card" to add rigidity, and two penny sleeves.
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sorta. It's card stock, then an "art card" to add rigidity, and two penny sleeves.
Dawg BCW 5k boxes are so expensive. I saw the price, balked, then bought an 8' x 4' piece of chipboard and made my own boxes.
It makes everything much more manageable when it's all in one spot.
It makes everything much more manageable when it's all in one spot.
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dawg BCW 5k boxes are so expensive. I saw the price, balked, then bought an 8' x 4' piece of chipboard and made my own boxes.
It makes everything much more manageable when it's all in one spot.
It makes everything much more manageable when it's all in one spot.