Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
@loottheroom.bsky.social
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Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc. loottheroom.itch.io Email: chris @ loot the room .uk
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I'm still very much in "soft launch" phase for this but when we hit 50 followers on the pre-launch page I'll drop the current draft of the cover art

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti... #ttrpg
Get Ready for The Haunting of The Wretched
From Loot The Room - Get Ready for The Haunting of The Wretched
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I have no idea where it's going but should probably pretend that I do 😅
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I really wish getting to London was easier/cheaper because I'm desperate to see One Battle After Another in VistaVision and I know I'm just not going to be able to make it happen
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#MÖRKTOBER DAY 8: WIZARD

"His distended body bulges with swallowed starlight. He has not spoken in over a year. When he opens his mouth it is blinding. He could leave if he wanted to. He doesn’t want to."

Words by me. Art by @nohr.se
WIZARD
Album: Troye Sivan - Something To Give Each Other (2023)

MELVUNG THE STARVED has been bound to the monolith for three years. The runes carved into the stone mirror the scars he carved into his own flesh in younger, more lucid days. 

Every night the stars fall. He catches them in his mouth, swallows them, lets them burn channels through his organs. Each contains a fragment of something vast that would force its way into the world. Each one he consumes is one less breach in the fragile flesh of reality.

His distended body bulges with swallowed starlight. He has not spoken in over a year. When he opens his mouth it is blinding.

He could leave if he wanted to. He doesn’t want to.

If freed against his will he screams silently, and the stars begin to fall faster.

MELVUNG THE STARVED
HP 14 No Armour
Defence DR 16 (reality bends around him)
Cannot attack while his hands are bound.
Once per day: Vomit starlight in a 20’ cone (ignores armour, d10 damage, Test Presence DR14 or become obsessed with the voices behind the falling stars)

Art shows an illustration of a wizard bound to a monolith as stars fall around him.
loottheroom.bsky.social
We may have met at uni but we got talking properly when she slipped into my DMs after I posted Venice Bitch to my insta story.

Thanks, Lana
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Loads of stuff, including my career and it being in large part responsible for my relationship as well
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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I'm putting more focus on my Patreon again. If you're interested in the things I make and the way I make them, this is the best way to see more. Tiers start at £3 a month and every sub makes a huge difference to me.

Here's the most recent post: www.patreon.com/posts/writin...
Writing Mörktober | Chris Bissette
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loottheroom.bsky.social
I'm putting more focus on my Patreon again. If you're interested in the things I make and the way I make them, this is the best way to see more. Tiers start at £3 a month and every sub makes a huge difference to me.

Here's the most recent post: www.patreon.com/posts/writin...
Writing Mörktober | Chris Bissette
Get more from Chris Bissette on Patreon
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Yes I'm starting my PTA entire filmography rewatch before I see One Battle After Another
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"I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people fucking on film."
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This was a fun one because it's one of the ones where Johan drew something before I wrote anything and I got to go, "okay, what the fuck is this thing?" #mörktober
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#MÖRKTOBER day 7: SHARD

THE SHARD
"The crater is a wound in the fields north of Maw, still warm and steaming after weeks. At its heart, a shard of blade still smoking from its descent from the skies."

Writing by @loottheroom.bsky.social
Art by me
MÖRKTOBER day 7: Shard
THE SHARD
The crater is a wound in the fields north of Maw, still warm and steaming after weeks. At its heart, a shard of blade still smoking from its descent from the skies. Twelve feet of twisted star-metal, wide as a cart wheel, jagged at both ends. What weapon it once belonged to must have been meant for gods. 
Those who touch it report the same sensation, something vast and patient turning its attention toward them. By morning, blind eyes begin to open in their flesh. First in soft places, armpits, inner thighs, the hollow of the throat. Then everywhere.
The local farmers have begun a cult. They sit around the crater’s edge at dusk, facing inward, letting the sickly light of the blade wash over them. They wait. 

Spend a night beside the shard
Test Presence DR14. Success: Your blind eyes gain sight. You can see the seams in reality, the places where this world was poorly stitched together. Failure: Your blind eyes gain sight. You see them looking back. Permanent −d2 Presence. 

Illustration: A broken shard of a wavy sword, in a field of darkness dotted with crying eyes.
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Do you know how long it took me to understand that Pikmin wasn't just a cutesy internet spelling of Pokemon
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Given that #mörktober marks the 5th serialised adventure I've written, I thought it might be time to write something about how I approach working on these things.

So here that is.

www.patreon.com/posts/writin...
Writing Mörktober | Chris Bissette
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It's spooky season (it is always spooky season in my heart). And here is some of my spooky arts in a thread.

Traditional media plus digital colour. Lots of scanned in charcoal, acrylic paint, pastels, oil pastels and pencils.

First up, FRANKENSTEIN from Universal Monsters, I did a film poster set
FRANKENSTEIN covered in lighting
loottheroom.bsky.social
This was a fun one because it's one of the ones where Johan drew something before I wrote anything and I got to go, "okay, what the fuck is this thing?" #mörktober
nohr.se
#MÖRKTOBER day 7: SHARD

THE SHARD
"The crater is a wound in the fields north of Maw, still warm and steaming after weeks. At its heart, a shard of blade still smoking from its descent from the skies."

Writing by @loottheroom.bsky.social
Art by me
MÖRKTOBER day 7: Shard
THE SHARD
The crater is a wound in the fields north of Maw, still warm and steaming after weeks. At its heart, a shard of blade still smoking from its descent from the skies. Twelve feet of twisted star-metal, wide as a cart wheel, jagged at both ends. What weapon it once belonged to must have been meant for gods. 
Those who touch it report the same sensation, something vast and patient turning its attention toward them. By morning, blind eyes begin to open in their flesh. First in soft places, armpits, inner thighs, the hollow of the throat. Then everywhere.
The local farmers have begun a cult. They sit around the crater’s edge at dusk, facing inward, letting the sickly light of the blade wash over them. They wait. 

Spend a night beside the shard
Test Presence DR14. Success: Your blind eyes gain sight. You can see the seams in reality, the places where this world was poorly stitched together. Failure: Your blind eyes gain sight. You see them looking back. Permanent −d2 Presence. 

Illustration: A broken shard of a wavy sword, in a field of darkness dotted with crying eyes.
Reposted by Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
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Chris knows how to make a serialized adventure. Here's how he does it.
loottheroom.bsky.social
Given that #mörktober marks the 5th serialised adventure I've written, I thought it might be time to write something about how I approach working on these things.

So here that is.

www.patreon.com/posts/writin...
Writing Mörktober | Chris Bissette
Get more from Chris Bissette on Patreon
www.patreon.com
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I've also created an Itch bundle of my previous serialised adventures, if you're interested in seeing what I've done with this sort of format in the past.

itch.io/s/138356/the...
The Advent Calendar Adventures by Chris Bissette
A bundle by Chris Bissette, £25.00 for 4 games
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loottheroom.bsky.social
Given that #mörktober marks the 5th serialised adventure I've written, I thought it might be time to write something about how I approach working on these things.

So here that is.

www.patreon.com/posts/writin...
Writing Mörktober | Chris Bissette
Get more from Chris Bissette on Patreon
www.patreon.com
loottheroom.bsky.social
Google Sheets constantly telling me "This app needs to be updated" and not allowing me to do anything when I'm accessing it via an actual browser on my PC is wild

I need a Zettlr spreadsheet extension yesterday
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This is genuinely the only time of year when I'm happy to have asthma (also thanks for the reminder to book my appointment)
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There are a few signed copies of RAKESFALL you can get for supporting The Deadlands! psychopomp.com/the-deadland...
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Who knew that kidnapping a goblin and forcing it to live in my house could be so rewarding
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Gang he just farted in his sleep and woke himself up