Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

I just met a flat earther irl. I never would have thought they actually exist offline. Nice guy, he would seem completely normal if everything he said weren’t complete and utter nonsense.

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

The current status on Twitter is that people like Lauren Southern and Catturd are speaking out against removing the block feature. Even hexagon avatars .eth bluechecks are not in favor. Going great for Elon!

“It’s not that deep“, I respond to the most surface level analysis possible

You commit time theft because you value your time more than the profits of a corporation.
I commit time theft because it sounds cool.
We are not the same.

I‘ve been thinking about just how strong the branding of twitter is. On every other platform it’s just posts and posting but twitter has fully established its own terms. The mainstream public knows what a tweet is. And Elon wants to throw that brand at a wall

The easiest way to identify grifts is them telling you their product/service/medicine can do/ help against anything. It’s never real, these things don’t exist. Anyway, no real reason for posting this today, definitely no connection to anything

Maybe it’s just platform partisanship but every screenshot I see from threads is the worst thing in existence. Like “I‘d rather have a conversation with an actual AI than spend time there“ bad

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

if you ever get the feeling that things are too peaceful here, just start some star wars discourse. that should do the trick

still trying to figure out this whole bluesky thing

yesterday I finally got a code to make an account here. I feel like the universe has specifically prepared me for todays shitshow