Lord Axolotl
@lordaxolotl.bsky.social
He/They/It himbo on his way to becoming a sexologist and hopefully toy designer :) feel free to ask me any questions, Im always excited to answer!!
Anyone else feel like they unintentionally use their disabilities as an excuse to much? like im over here screaming " My Autism made me Do It!" 🤦♂️
September 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Anyone else feel like they unintentionally use their disabilities as an excuse to much? like im over here screaming " My Autism made me Do It!" 🤦♂️
I need to find some better pictures, or take some ;P
August 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I need to find some better pictures, or take some ;P
Trying something new, lmk what yall think
August 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Trying something new, lmk what yall think
Imma start posting content again fuck it lol
August 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Imma start posting content again fuck it lol
Ik i havent been active on here but do you guys wanna hear my conspiracy theories? (Not a theorist just got anxiety lol)
July 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Ik i havent been active on here but do you guys wanna hear my conspiracy theories? (Not a theorist just got anxiety lol)
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i created a mushroom friend... his name is salsa. originally it was salsa joe but @lordaxolotl.bsky.social shortened it to salsa. he has a friend named chip as well, she's smaller.
#crochet #amigurimi #craft
#crochet #amigurimi #craft
June 4, 2024 at 2:49 AM
i created a mushroom friend... his name is salsa. originally it was salsa joe but @lordaxolotl.bsky.social shortened it to salsa. he has a friend named chip as well, she's smaller.
#crochet #amigurimi #craft
#crochet #amigurimi #craft
Not really one to post much face content but i was feelin myself todaaay, m' also nice n shaved if anyone wants to see lol
May 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Not really one to post much face content but i was feelin myself todaaay, m' also nice n shaved if anyone wants to see lol
💀 i promise im not dead i just keep forgetting
Thats it lol
Thats it lol
May 11, 2024 at 6:05 AM
💀 i promise im not dead i just keep forgetting
Thats it lol
Thats it lol
Social media scares me
What do you mean i have to say things to strangers online in order to get iternet reward points
What do you mean i have to say things to strangers online in order to get iternet reward points
May 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Social media scares me
What do you mean i have to say things to strangers online in order to get iternet reward points
What do you mean i have to say things to strangers online in order to get iternet reward points
Yall why can i expose myself to just about anyone but get nervous taking a dick pic??
Smh
Smh
May 1, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Yall why can i expose myself to just about anyone but get nervous taking a dick pic??
Smh
Smh
Its so hard to get good n gangbanged these days smh. Like cmon use me til i break
April 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Its so hard to get good n gangbanged these days smh. Like cmon use me til i break
Every so often i remember some of the weird interactions ive had with customers at work and die laughing
One of my favorites being when these three college aged idiots came in laughing and giggling. Me myself being a college aged idiot let them by after checking their ID only to (1/2)
One of my favorites being when these three college aged idiots came in laughing and giggling. Me myself being a college aged idiot let them by after checking their ID only to (1/2)
April 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Every so often i remember some of the weird interactions ive had with customers at work and die laughing
One of my favorites being when these three college aged idiots came in laughing and giggling. Me myself being a college aged idiot let them by after checking their ID only to (1/2)
One of my favorites being when these three college aged idiots came in laughing and giggling. Me myself being a college aged idiot let them by after checking their ID only to (1/2)
Ridin the storm out
April 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Ridin the storm out
:(( the bottoms always the hardest to clean up
April 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
:(( the bottoms always the hardest to clean up
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anybody else have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
April 26, 2024 at 9:09 PM
anybody else have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
I got all fresh n squeaky clean toniiiight before bed uwu let me know if yall want a closer look
April 27, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I got all fresh n squeaky clean toniiiight before bed uwu let me know if yall want a closer look
Not me already forgetting i have this account lol
In honor of that take a picture of my sona!!! My party outfit was almost 100% inspired by this monstrosity
In honor of that take a picture of my sona!!! My party outfit was almost 100% inspired by this monstrosity
April 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Not me already forgetting i have this account lol
In honor of that take a picture of my sona!!! My party outfit was almost 100% inspired by this monstrosity
In honor of that take a picture of my sona!!! My party outfit was almost 100% inspired by this monstrosity
What kind of content would yall wanna see? I plan on posting more personal porn obvi but for workshops and demos im a little stumped lol
April 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
What kind of content would yall wanna see? I plan on posting more personal porn obvi but for workshops and demos im a little stumped lol
Not my prettiest picture but sometimes things dont always end pretty ^v^
I also became dungeon staff somewhere so i HAD to celebrate
I also became dungeon staff somewhere so i HAD to celebrate
April 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Not my prettiest picture but sometimes things dont always end pretty ^v^
I also became dungeon staff somewhere so i HAD to celebrate
I also became dungeon staff somewhere so i HAD to celebrate
Y'all im gonna be honest im not sure where to start :')
Some of the content im gonna be posting will be like. Psuedo kink workshops and ramblings with the occasional art post
Fair warning i suppose
Some of the content im gonna be posting will be like. Psuedo kink workshops and ramblings with the occasional art post
Fair warning i suppose
April 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Y'all im gonna be honest im not sure where to start :')
Some of the content im gonna be posting will be like. Psuedo kink workshops and ramblings with the occasional art post
Fair warning i suppose
Some of the content im gonna be posting will be like. Psuedo kink workshops and ramblings with the occasional art post
Fair warning i suppose