A Somm Called SURGE
@lordbullgod.bsky.social
Let's dance to the drummer's beat! Philly sports, wrestling, Catholic (but you can make fun, we deserve it), BLM, and Grease 2. CMS Certified Sommelier. He/him
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Went to bed at 10 pm, got up for a pee and glass of water. Saw Kyle Tucker to the Dodgers. Like, why? I fucking hate the Major League so much.
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Went to bed at 10 pm, got up for a pee and glass of water. Saw Kyle Tucker to the Dodgers. Like, why? I fucking hate the Major League so much.
Bubba the Cave Duck will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Bubba the Cave Duck will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
The fucking Flyers and Hello Kitty did a thing and I fucking missed it I am so upset
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The fucking Flyers and Hello Kitty did a thing and I fucking missed it I am so upset
Man why are cheesesteaks in 2026 23 dollars? This is why I only eat like 5 per year.
a man in a brown uniform is running down a street next to a blue car .
ALT: a man in a brown uniform is running down a street next to a blue car .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Man why are cheesesteaks in 2026 23 dollars? This is why I only eat like 5 per year.
I’m starting to think we are losing the culture war
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’m starting to think we are losing the culture war
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Can't stop thinking about Hyman Roth every single time I read about ICE agents moaning that people are mean to them
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Can't stop thinking about Hyman Roth every single time I read about ICE agents moaning that people are mean to them
::smacks lips::
Still tastes like bullshit. I might be angrier at the Eagles now than Sunday.
Still tastes like bullshit. I might be angrier at the Eagles now than Sunday.
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
::smacks lips::
Still tastes like bullshit. I might be angrier at the Eagles now than Sunday.
Still tastes like bullshit. I might be angrier at the Eagles now than Sunday.
Still thinking about Erin Andrew’s coat. I want to wear it to get a cheesesteak or slice or some shit.
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Still thinking about Erin Andrew’s coat. I want to wear it to get a cheesesteak or slice or some shit.
How was Bill Murray almost 10 years younger than me in Ghostbusters
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
How was Bill Murray almost 10 years younger than me in Ghostbusters
I put in the family group chat that I wish Patullo eats a thousand dicjs and dies a thousand deaths. Just like Busta
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I put in the family group chat that I wish Patullo eats a thousand dicjs and dies a thousand deaths. Just like Busta
I need Erin Andrew’s coat
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I need Erin Andrew’s coat
Never trust a white guy with two first names.
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Never trust a white guy with two first names.
Tears in my eyes @nekobun.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Tears in my eyes @nekobun.bsky.social
They have the hardest time admitting they just don't like brown/black people, or at least that they value white lives as more important/superior. It's so telling, but they just don't like to admit anything.
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
They have the hardest time admitting they just don't like brown/black people, or at least that they value white lives as more important/superior. It's so telling, but they just don't like to admit anything.
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This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations
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“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”
People talking Harbraugh should go to the Eagles. To take orders from Siriani. Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
People talking Harbraugh should go to the Eagles. To take orders from Siriani. Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Unless I know you as the guy who watches Commando or Undersiege or bullshit like that a couple times a year, I think you’re full of shit if you say Die Hard is your favorite Christmas movie.
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Unless I know you as the guy who watches Commando or Undersiege or bullshit like that a couple times a year, I think you’re full of shit if you say Die Hard is your favorite Christmas movie.
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One thing I don’t understand in my 40’s is why the Police Academy movies aren’t really discussed, almost at all. My family loved them growing up.
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
One thing I don’t understand in my 40’s is why the Police Academy movies aren’t really discussed, almost at all. My family loved them growing up.
Man, I hate seeing kickers cry.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Man, I hate seeing kickers cry.
Do you consider people that do retrospectives and video essays "influencers?" Legit question.
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Do you consider people that do retrospectives and video essays "influencers?" Legit question.
I was really thinking Tanner had potential for some dumb fuck team giving us a first rounder for him. Ah well.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I was really thinking Tanner had potential for some dumb fuck team giving us a first rounder for him. Ah well.
This is pathetic
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This is pathetic