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#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hope those skid blocks are ok 🤭

#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Well we have a World Champion

#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sky F1 find a way to make this race more boring by bringing Nico Rosberg in.

#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Too late Red Bull

#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Time for Red Bull shenanigans.

#Formula1
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I assume that the "universal values" the Netherlands talks about also extends to upcoming major international events like - oh the Winter Olympics and World Cup (both of which they've happily been in qualification stages with the target of their boycott)... which Eurovision happens to land between.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Red Bull are going to be insufferable next weekend.

#Formula1
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Complete cockup from McLaren there.

#Formula1
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As someone who gets up in the middle of the night, I get to see most of the shard lighting tests in October and November… and this year‘s Xmas selection are rubbish.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m sure Martin hopes he’s taking “clear and decisive steps”… I don’t see anything to actually address the issue myself, other than some vague hope it’ll sort itself out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It was a good day to bury horrific news...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Strictly's Craig Revel Horwood stars in village charity calendar
The Strictly Come Dancing judge puts down his number 10 paddle and strips off in his home village.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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ME REMEMBER FALLEN!
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Louvre should have had good sense to employ Beefeaters buff.ly/OcQTxqo
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Rossi was the name of his stepfather, who at the time was Rhode Island's premiere Engelbert Humperdinck impersonator."

I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Tron: Ares - wtf were they thinking?
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Misogyny and Racism in the Met… well I never.
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Doesn't he look tired
“I’m really good at this stuff.* Your countries are going to hell.”

— President tRump, speaking the United Nations.

*Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Imagine being the most powerful man on the planet and wasting your time with that press conference.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
At this rate, will anyone finish the race?

#Formula1
September 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Might finish quali some time this month.

#Formula1
September 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wonderful dream last night involving the Princess of Wales (incumbent) having her arm bitten off by a shark whilst out for a swim.
August 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hang on, they didn’t pick the weird obviously-second-choice city for a change? I know there aren’t many choices in Austria, but I was looking forward to Innsbruck reusing their Olympic logo - again.
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
euROVisiOn sonG conTeST
August 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM