Lord Jalapeno
@lordjalapeno.bsky.social
Fuelled by hot sauce and energy drinks. NUFC enjoyer.
Had Vodka & Red Bull for the first time in aaaaages at a family Karaoke night. Now I don’t think I’ll sleep until Sunday
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Had Vodka & Red Bull for the first time in aaaaages at a family Karaoke night. Now I don’t think I’ll sleep until Sunday
Steve Austin had the very rare gift of somehow looking more bald with hair, than without
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Steve Austin had the very rare gift of somehow looking more bald with hair, than without
Forgot how good a band Bloc Party are
May 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Forgot how good a band Bloc Party are
If I could be in any music video, it would be ‘Sabotage’ by The Beastie Boys
May 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If I could be in any music video, it would be ‘Sabotage’ by The Beastie Boys
This is the Hell of a thread, dudes. Confirms that Jack Sparrow would make a Hell of a Rancho Carne Torro
May 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is the Hell of a thread, dudes. Confirms that Jack Sparrow would make a Hell of a Rancho Carne Torro
I was not ready to feel the feelings that ‘The Wild Robot’ made me feel
May 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I was not ready to feel the feelings that ‘The Wild Robot’ made me feel
Fewer things more heartbreaking than putting some beer in the freezer to cool down and you forget about it
May 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fewer things more heartbreaking than putting some beer in the freezer to cool down and you forget about it
Last day of the season is gonna be a banger
May 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Last day of the season is gonna be a banger
Fuck off ‘Feather in the cap for Arteta’ they’ve finished 2nd and won fuck all
May 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fuck off ‘Feather in the cap for Arteta’ they’ve finished 2nd and won fuck all
Last 10 mins of the Newcastle Arsenal match was class, both teams just thinking, ‘Fuck it, let’s attack’
May 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Last 10 mins of the Newcastle Arsenal match was class, both teams just thinking, ‘Fuck it, let’s attack’
Sad to hear Shayna Baszler got released. Big fan of her style and hope she’s picked up by another company
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sad to hear Shayna Baszler got released. Big fan of her style and hope she’s picked up by another company
Well done Bradford City on their promotion
May 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Well done Bradford City on their promotion
Absolutely loving Osula’s celebration 😂
April 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Absolutely loving Osula’s celebration 😂
I. Am. Mortgage Free 💜
April 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I. Am. Mortgage Free 💜
I feel this in my soul. Then it’s at least another 12 business days to put it away
putting clothes in the washing machine: yes yes YES
having to hang the washed clothes: wish I was dead
having to hang the washed clothes: wish I was dead
April 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I feel this in my soul. Then it’s at least another 12 business days to put it away
Well Captain America: Brave New World was a bit shit
April 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well Captain America: Brave New World was a bit shit
Oh that’s just fucking justice. Cheers Guehi mate 👍🏻
April 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh that’s just fucking justice. Cheers Guehi mate 👍🏻
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I'm very happy for all the women who got to drive Bezos' massive dick rocket but I still think he should have made them their own spaceship that looks like a big fanny. Least he could do.
April 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm very happy for all the women who got to drive Bezos' massive dick rocket but I still think he should have made them their own spaceship that looks like a big fanny. Least he could do.
Great result yesterday, always nice to beat Man U.
April 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Great result yesterday, always nice to beat Man U.
What is this glorious bit of work 😭
April 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What is this glorious bit of work 😭
Yessss Wor Sandro, you sexy, sexy man
April 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yessss Wor Sandro, you sexy, sexy man