I mean, his Secretary of War does have to give ID at the grocery store because he goes there to buy booze.

Before your shrimp gets shelled.

Some of us will. Not everyone is going to survive. “We” lived through COVID…except for a million or two of us.

Milk of Human Kindness allergy.

Nope - she was accidentally exposed to the milk of human kindness.

Four years ago was early stages.

This reminded me of a guy I interfaced with at work whose literal job was dismantling homeless camps. Loved his work a little too much. I always figured that the dirtiest dirty cops ran him out of cop school for being so dirty that he’d give them a bad name. Basically a Homan clone.

Totally not fair to maggots. Some metamorphose into truly beautiful creatures.

It’s hard to walk in lift shoes.

We can’t run government like a business- the way public funds are budgeted and disbursed virtually prevents it. Business invests money where it will improve efficiency. Government does not - it puts up with inefficiency because spending money to fix it is anathema.

Oh shit. Now he has a red Sharpie, too.

“Hey - where did ‘my’ corner taco truck go….?”