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alice

@lostliddell.bsky.social

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 4h

all clear!! my body simply decided to simulate the heart attack via a combination of bone and muscle pains. very funny stuff.

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Ben Stanley @benstanley.eu · 5h

Nicely done

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

it's already going well!! the nurse asked me to estimate my weight and when i seemed unsure in the number i had offhand she plopped me on the scale and revealed i was overshooting by 20-30 pounds, heck yeah.

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

also im probably fine, your girl just had a few too many heart attack symptoms to say "nah sweetie, go to bed, we'll just roll the dice on this sucker" so here we are!!

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

it turns out the stick guys are selling some kind of book, which is disappointing but fair. did lead to them closing out with "'sticks' is available everywhere now" which made me laugh. they really are.....

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

in the emergency room waiting area and jimmy kimmel is on the tv, someone appears to have brought a cool stick they found? they're discussing the coolest parts of the stick. is this what late night tv is like now? not gonna lie, im a little impressed.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 17h

small girl big weapon❓
small girl big shoes ✅

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 18h

tang

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

i briefly thought about him and danny devito when i posted this but mentally escaped to the one where they were somehow estranged twins

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 1d

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

arknights doing furry women designs again.............. we are so back......................

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

i feel like i saw this on a poster in a blockbuster or something when i was a kid!!!! swear to god

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

a confession: until literally two minutes ago i thought knocked up was a movie abt seth rogen getting mpreg

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

i love how they play that whole montage like it's going somewhere and then just slam the plotline shut, real cinema

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

keeping kim in the doghouse despite everything was actually a prescient metaphor for rhea seehorn getting zero awards somehow

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

c-drama northernlion is too powerful, he just skipped the chat audit and shouted GUARDS, GUARDS instead

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

opening a tavern called The Coughing Eunuch, looking for investors

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

i think he's actually hit every single rung on the way down and it's kind of incredible. he keeps screaming abt how he's not from china or the 600s and it's like, most of this stuff is common sense for not sticking your head out or pissing your boss off. proof that female nl would be killed.