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Louis_Helpits
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Small needy man
Police apprehended the thieves after they were witnessed walking into a bar and giving it all *that*
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I see the BBC are showing the Elvis film.. I thought it was alright but I’d have preferred a little less conversation, a little more action in it
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My #Pluribus theory is that Carol represents Elon Musk: she has access to anything she wants, can do anything she wants, surrounded by sycophants, she thinks pretty much the rest of the world is wrong, infected by a ‘woke mind virus’, she wants to destroy everyone’s happiness and make them like her
December 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My wife got me the book I wanted!
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I think there IS some suggestion of wrong doing tbh
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’ll be fair to him, that’s a good Sheriff John Bunnell style sentence* construction

*’Sentence’ arf
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
RIP Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
As good as Stereolab were tonight, they do have a high twat ratio of fans (me included obv)
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Bronze Hedgehog Trouser Smuggler strikes again :-(
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Good god, this is proper Final Destination stuff
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Very sad about Robin Smith.. once met him in a Durham nightclub as he was out on the piss with some of the students following an event, poor bloke had to endure a stream of drunk people wanting to meet Alan Lamb
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Morato at left back 😬 #nffc
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why on earth is Reeves letting an English ska and pop band from Camden Town dictate welfare budgets???
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
#nffc WE‘RE BACK BABY
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#nffc fans nice and loud!

#inyourhead
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Usual suspects out on Twitter defending Johnson, questioning the ‘modelling’.. there’s not a lot of modelling to do, I did it at the time in my head: deaths were doubling every week at that point, shorten it by one week, halve the deaths
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@bobmouldmusic.bsky.social thank you for tonight, I think I’ve seen you in London about 5 times in the last 15 years and always JOYOUS. Tonight no different, thank you! X
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not very ambitious from Labour, bearing in mind the price of gold at the moment shouldn’t we be taking their fillings as well?
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The BBC must have a High Court set, surely the easiest thing here is just to hold a fake hearing?
A counterclaim might be an interesting idea
BBC has a case against Trump. WhiteHouse Chief Press Officer called the BBC ‘100% fake news.’ Which is defamatory and untrue.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We should be 3 or 4 up here!! #nffc
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We’re back! Williams MOM for me but everyone played well, DYCHE THE WAY AHA AHA I LIKE IT #nffc
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Louis_Helpits
Idi Amin deported 80,000 Asians from Uganda in 1972. So although the Conservatives want to propose the first mass deportation of legal migrants since Idi Amin - especially with the retrospective changes in ILR - Lam is proposing to deport 20 times as many people as Idi Amin.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Prediction: The Architect for Trump’s ballroom extension will turn out to be played by the same bloke that played his ‘Lawyer’ and ‘Doctor’
slimewave.me Bryn @slimewave.me · Oct 22
Oh my god is the firm they hired even a real architecture firm? Their website appears to consist of exactly one (1) webpage which is mostly just a slideshow of their mediocre 3D renderings from Lumion or whatever. No staff headshots page. No “projects” portfolio page. Lmao dude
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM