Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.

Please.

We were looking for a good quote to set up the satire here, but nothing clicked. Then Douthat’s op-ed dropped late morning, and well, thank you New York Times yet again.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yea...

An interactive map of indigenous territories, treaties, and languages:
native-land.ca

Je l'appelle "La valse du propriétaire"
I call it "The Homeowner's Waltz" 😭

My best-dressed ancestor by FAR:
Lorine Osgood Hardy (1842-1905)
#genealogy #ancestry #familyhistory

Bon Quinzou, vous-autres! Bonne fête nationale de l'Acadie! 🌠⬜️🟥

Hey, Jeff Landry, I know you don't actually speak French, mais va à la merde. The lack of regulation on what the free market could do on our coast in the first half of the 20th century is the reason we've lost so much of our coastline in the first place.

La dernière visite d'un président français en Louisiane avant la visite de Macron en 2022 c'était celle de Valéry Giscard d'Estaing en 1976.
www.ina.fr/ina-eclaire-...

There are two ways to say okra in French and Creole in Louisiana: "févi" and "gombo"
Some people may only say one, but many use both terms. How do you say "okra" in your language?

"le taureau du côteau" = "the bull of the hill"
"Toro" means "bull" in Spanish. I thought it was a pretty good pun anyway. 🤷‍♂️ lol
Other vocabulary: "faucheuse" = "lawnmower" and "môle" ("mowl") is just how you might hear some old folks in South Louisiana say "mower" or "to mow" in our accent.

Ma famille m'a dit de porter des drapeaux pour aller en publique aujourd'hui. C'est tout c'que j'pouvais trouver. J'souhaite que ça sera acceptable. 😉
#4thofJuly #Louisiane #Acadie

Pouyaille, vous-autres! Ej souhaite que j'avais la sent-o-vision parce que j'sens une bête puante. Pouwou, ça pue! 🦨
My goodness, y'all! I wish I had smell-o-vision, because I smell a skunk. Poo woo, it stinks! 😷
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2GEEyJX/

Pour les Nordistes icitte qu'après guetter, la neige en #Floride et en #Louisiane c'est joliment rare! On a pas trop d'chance pour expériencer les plaisirs simples qui venont avec ça comme voir des traces des animaux dans la neige. 🐾

I was thinking I was pretty clever when I thought of the word "TikTokalypse," but then I googled it and got like a million results. I was really hoping I had coined a new word. 😔😂

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Bonjour, Cielbleu! Comment ça va?