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An oldie, but a goodie
A parody of Dr Seuss’ “oh the places you’ll go” that reads: “oh, the places you'll never go because of the crippling anxiety caused by a realization that nothing matters anyway, and that you're going to die miserable and alone”
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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It’s that time of the year again
A bottle of The Mad Elf by Troegs Brewing
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Finally.
A pint of Brown Ale sitting atop a bar.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Mmmmm. Stout.
A pint of Oatmeal Stout sitting atop a bar.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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That’s like, at least one serving of vegetables, right?
A Bloody Mary in a mason jar style mug
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Thankfully, I got it.
A pepperoni and fresh garlic pizza
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Finally think we're back on track here?
A screenshot of a USPS tracking page indicating a package that left Denver several times between the 15th and 18th of October has finally arrived back on the east coast and may be making its way to me.
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Also #Nice lol
A screenshot of a weather widget indicating a current temperature of 69 degrees
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Pretty good.
A pint of beer on a bar
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Nice. #YEMSG
A countdown of days until Phish’s return to Madison Square Garden on December 28th, 2025- it shows 69 days remaining.
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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‘Tis the season for pumpkin pie cheesecake.
A slice of Pumpkin pie cheesecake with caramel syrup drizzled on top and whipped cream.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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8 seconds- new record?
A screenshot of the above two posts
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Brother, what are you doing
another screenshot of this same package arriving in Denver at 8:58AM, leaving Denver at 10:36AM and then arriving in Denver at 10:46AM.
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Lambrusco'z should only be 10 minutes down the road from Gambill's
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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USPS has just scanned a package that shipped from 3.5 hours west of me in Pennsylvania, to my home here in Pennsylvania, in Denver. Hmmm.
a screenshot of a USPS tracking page showing a package arrived at the Denver Colorado Distribution Center on October 15th at 8:58AM.
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Happy Sunday, y’all. #SundayFunday
A pint of Brown Ale in a glass on a bar A selfie of me drinking the aforementioned pint of brown ale
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It’s not even that chilly out this way, damn
A screenshot from the iOS weather app showing a current temperature in Tannersville, PA if 52 degrees, with today’s high being 57, and the low being 38
October 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Guessing I should get used to layers of clothing again.
A screenshot of an iOS alert for a freeze watch near my location beginning around 10pm on October 9th
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This and a pint might actually fix me though for real.
A plate featuring a prime rib that was advertised as 12oz but might be bigger, garlic green beans, and mashed sweet potatoes
October 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This and a pint could fix me

(Spoiler alert: it didn’t.)
A photo of a “breakfast bowl”- scrambled eggs lyonnaise potatoes, pico de gallo, and guacamole
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Something for the #Phillies fans AND the #Clancy heads.
a red t-shirt with an image loosely based on the theatrical poster for "The Hunt For Red October", but featuring an illustration of the Philadelphia Phanatic instead of Sean Connery, and also featuring the MLB World Series Trophy
October 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The trick was to stock up during half price food.
A photo of me stuffing a hotdog into my mouth
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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PA is a wild place lmaoooo
A photo of me with a bird (some sort of parrot looking thing?) on my arm
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The local brewery is having an Oktoberfest party today at their outside bar so you know I had to be there.
A selfie of me
September 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mmmm. Beer.
A pint of wheat beer with an orange slice on the rim of the glass
September 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM