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Contains Multitudes.
Threat Researcher.
Currently a lovely fluffy snow falling in my part of the Poconos. In case anyone was interested.
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The king of risky text sending has logged in.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Nic Cage as John Madden can’t hurt you—kidding, stare into his eyes and he will drink in your soul!
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You’re rightfully getting ratio’d here because they are fork split. Your perspective that somehow driving your meaty paws into a muffin is better than using a fork is wildly errant.
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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both martin and sinatra were the sons of immigrants from the mezzogiorno, which was basically a third world country until the 1970s.

your average immigrant from sub-saharan africa comes from a society more developed than the early 20th century mezzogiorno.

miller as usual is full of shit
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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[bowing head and tearing up] this flag flew over coventry
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Snowblower? I hardly know 'er!
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got me a snowblower 🤓
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Happy Friday y’all
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Love when the oven breaks while prepping Christmas dinner 🙃🙃🙃
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When the cocktail sauce causes your eyes to water >>>>>
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Merry Christmas, y’all.
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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the grink
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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NORAD at 0500Z
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maybe one and a half too many ravioli tonight. Oof. If I had seams, they would be bursting.
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Finally tinsel’d the tree. Just gonna spend the next while watching it sparkle.
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ope, guess my hair was not dry enough when I walked outside.
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Figured out how to sync my Christmas tree to the music 🎶
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My local beer shop gave me a free beer today as a "taster"... It was a "Shock Top Twisted Pretzel Wheat". I totally understand why they had to give that away for free.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM