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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 44m

The Mariniers are taking off their jerseys so they can put their jammies on.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 46m

Ok so nkw we're all gonna sit around and dissect this for a couple hours, right? Like proper sports fans?

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 48m

I understand the concept is usually only taught in high-level college physics courses but HIT YOUR DAMNED CUTOFF MAN

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 52m

Dan Petry warming up in the bullpen for the Tigers.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 56m

Can Jake Rogers play left field? Asking for a friend.

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

Jahmai touched it out and kept playing even after his first social security checks came in. Love to see a guy power through.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

Gleyber Torres will not be available for his next AB per Tigers media, as his contract has expired, and he is now a free agent.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

Ok, figure on at least a two hour loadout from the park. 45 minutes to load the plane and get rolling.

The winner of this game gets to Toronto no earlier than 9 am Sunday.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1h

It’s the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th.

Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1h

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

A flight to Toronto from Seattle is listed as just under 5 hours. The winner tonight might not celebrate in the clubhouse at this rate.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 1h

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

Someone start playing uncontrollable urge, because this is ridiculousness.

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

I'm so unprepared. I'm frantically looking for SCTV gifs.

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

I stand terrifyingly, utterly, horrifyingly corrected.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

AJ Hinch's inner chaos demon is going nuts at this point. We are 11 minutes from Jake Rogers warming up in the pen.

Surprise No GIF

ALT: Surprise No GIF

media.tenor.com

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

"October was made for a game like this"

At this rate, we'll be done sometime in November.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

If I were Reilly Greene I would simply not swing at garbage pitches dozens of times a game.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

Overturn that MFers

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

This ump has the bedtime sillies.

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

So the bat moving is not enough to overturn the call. Sure. Whatever.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1h

I once heard the Avalanche use "Get out of Denver" after a playoff win over the Red Wings.

Because Bob Seger isn't associated with Michigan at all...

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 2h

Great play by Suarez

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 3h

THANK YOU. ITS ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME YOU SAID IT.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 3h

They did it again. They're rage baiting me.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 3h

(Nods in Jeremy Bonderman)

mgobronxblue.bsky.social @mgobronxblue.bsky.social · 4h

Over Skubal's last 5 games he's given up a total of 9 earned runs...and is 1-3. And 4 of those runs came against Miami when he got hurt. It's criminal how little run support he's received.

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