North Campus Turkey
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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.
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Dylan Larkin, Quinn Hughes.
That's right America, it's all because of Michigan Wolverines.
We're going to be insufferable.
Moreso than usual.
That's right America, it's all because of Michigan Wolverines.
We're going to be insufferable.
Moreso than usual.
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Dylan Larkin, Quinn Hughes.
That's right America, it's all because of Michigan Wolverines.
We're going to be insufferable.
Moreso than usual.
That's right America, it's all because of Michigan Wolverines.
We're going to be insufferable.
Moreso than usual.
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Maybe not the best, but a "hanging curve deposted into the left field bleachers" has to be
"Did you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
"Did you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Maybe not the best, but a "hanging curve deposted into the left field bleachers" has to be
"Did you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
"Did you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
Paramount should've sprung for Duvall in 3. Think of how a Tom Hagan death scene at the start of the film would better cast the "Michael is alone and seeking redemption" theme.
It would also have bookend'd the cut Genco Abbendando scenes from 1. (The scene was awful, but the character wasn't.)
It would also have bookend'd the cut Genco Abbendando scenes from 1. (The scene was awful, but the character wasn't.)
The Godfather Part II was so goated that 3 of the 5 Best Supporting Actor slots were taken up by De Niro (the winner), Michael V. Gazzo as Pentangeli and Duvall as Tom Hagen
youtu.be/qU0mLjGzdBU?...
youtu.be/qU0mLjGzdBU?...
The Godfather Part 2 - Michael and Tom
YouTube video by Bib48_MovieClips
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Paramount should've sprung for Duvall in 3. Think of how a Tom Hagan death scene at the start of the film would better cast the "Michael is alone and seeking redemption" theme.
It would also have bookend'd the cut Genco Abbendando scenes from 1. (The scene was awful, but the character wasn't.)
It would also have bookend'd the cut Genco Abbendando scenes from 1. (The scene was awful, but the character wasn't.)
Ball State seeing Sac State getting admitted to the MAC
a cartoon leopard says finally a worthy opponent
ALT: a cartoon leopard says finally a worthy opponent
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Ball State seeing Sac State getting admitted to the MAC
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Sacramento State it is time to see if you are bad enough dudes to last a quarter in Ypsilanti
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Sacramento State it is time to see if you are bad enough dudes to last a quarter in Ypsilanti
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February 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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I'll never forget Jaroslav Halak in Sochi, tears in his eyes, lamenting the looming death of Slovak hockey.
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
Juraj Slafkovský has resurrected Slovak hockey, but is success sustainable?
Is Slovak hockey back? Or is this a fluke, a once-in-a-lifetime group of young stars?
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'll never forget Jaroslav Halak in Sochi, tears in his eyes, lamenting the looming death of Slovak hockey.
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
"Nobody's coming," he said softly.
He was wrong.
My story on how Juraj Slafkovský and Co. have resurrected a once-great hockey country:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
Hashtag Dylan Larkin send skeet
a woman in a fringed shirt says i have done nothing wrong ever in my life
ALT: a woman in a fringed shirt says i have done nothing wrong ever in my life
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hashtag Dylan Larkin send skeet
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Hessians in Trenton, December 1776:
alright fun’s over the americans woke up
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Hessians in Trenton, December 1776:
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I still snort cocaine off of toilet seats, but I used to, too.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I still snort cocaine off of toilet seats, but I used to, too.
Dear Scott Harris;
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
The beginning of the end for Nick Castellanos’ time in Philadelphia came on June 16, 2025.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Dear Scott Harris;
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
That sound you were wondering about earlier was a shoe dropping.
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
That sound you were wondering about earlier was a shoe dropping.
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
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Clever hack
404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Clever hack
Send Myers out for a 70 yarder you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Send Myers out for a 70 yarder you cowards
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Since this is the woke super bowl, I feel the need to point out that Devon Witherspoon has chosen to self identify as "a problem" and wants to remind everyone that his preferred pronoun is "him."
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Since this is the woke super bowl, I feel the need to point out that Devon Witherspoon has chosen to self identify as "a problem" and wants to remind everyone that his preferred pronoun is "him."
Nwousu is a linebacker, so that was a borderline Thicc Six.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Nwousu is a linebacker, so that was a borderline Thicc Six.
Ok, can we get Myers to aim for a super doink?
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ok, can we get Myers to aim for a super doink?
I distinctly remember Clarence Williams doing the little stutter steps behind the line for Michigan.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I distinctly remember Clarence Williams doing the little stutter steps behind the line for Michigan.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Hey Drake!
a man and a woman singing on stage with the words where is the love
ALT: a man and a woman singing on stage with the words where is the love
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Hey Drake!
In keeping with the 90s theme, can we get New England to put Hollins in special teams so we can see....
The Return of the Mack?
The Return of the Mack?
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
In keeping with the 90s theme, can we get New England to put Hollins in special teams so we can see....
The Return of the Mack?
The Return of the Mack?
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When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.