North Campus Turkey
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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.
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It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.
The little red button just popped up on Amik Robertson.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The little red button just popped up on Amik Robertson.
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Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jack White brings out Eminem
Love to see Jack White and Eminem paying tribute to turn of the century Dutch modernism.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Love to see Jack White and Eminem paying tribute to turn of the century Dutch modernism.
Flag on the play. Celebration by the offense. 15 yards and an automatic Chiefs 1st down.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Flag on the play. Celebration by the offense. 15 yards and an automatic Chiefs 1st down.
Can we get just one completely unhinged halftime interview? Just an absolutely "forget the fines, tell me your exact stream of cociousness right now" blow up.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can we get just one completely unhinged halftime interview? Just an absolutely "forget the fines, tell me your exact stream of cociousness right now" blow up.
Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of horseshit game.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of horseshit game.
And Monty, who did NOT get a raw deal, makes it 10-6.
a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
ALT: a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And Monty, who did NOT get a raw deal, makes it 10-6.
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I will not have Key Lime Pie disparaged. Key Limes are the superior lime flavor, and are genetically older than so-called "regular" limes.
In fact, "regular" limes were made for people who were too weak handle the teue flavor of limes.
In fact, "regular" limes were made for people who were too weak handle the teue flavor of limes.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I will not have Key Lime Pie disparaged. Key Limes are the superior lime flavor, and are genetically older than so-called "regular" limes.
In fact, "regular" limes were made for people who were too weak handle the teue flavor of limes.
In fact, "regular" limes were made for people who were too weak handle the teue flavor of limes.
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Chiarot has the awareness and mobility of an oak tree.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Chiarot has the awareness and mobility of an oak tree.
The Wings were then taken to a better hospital, where their condition was upgraded to "alive"
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Wings were then taken to a better hospital, where their condition was upgraded to "alive"
BAH GAWF, KING, THAT'S FRANK RAGNOW'S MUSIC! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS, FRANK RAGNOW HAS RETURNED TO DETROIT!
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
BAH GAWF, KING, THAT'S FRANK RAGNOW'S MUSIC! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS, FRANK RAGNOW HAS RETURNED TO DETROIT!
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Take away biscoff cookies and you’ll see just how uncivil air travel can become 😤
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Take away biscoff cookies and you’ll see just how uncivil air travel can become 😤
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We have to go Muppets extended universe for the Ocean’s 11 reboot, which means Sesame Street characters.
Imagine Kermit saying to Big Bird, “you think we need one more? We’ll get one more” then cut to Cookie Monster stealing a wallet off a stockbroker.
Imagine Kermit saying to Big Bird, “you think we need one more? We’ll get one more” then cut to Cookie Monster stealing a wallet off a stockbroker.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We have to go Muppets extended universe for the Ocean’s 11 reboot, which means Sesame Street characters.
Imagine Kermit saying to Big Bird, “you think we need one more? We’ll get one more” then cut to Cookie Monster stealing a wallet off a stockbroker.
Imagine Kermit saying to Big Bird, “you think we need one more? We’ll get one more” then cut to Cookie Monster stealing a wallet off a stockbroker.
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Pure skill 🤯
Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!
Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Pure skill 🤯
Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!
Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!
Sr. Is still alive and kicking at the ripe old age of 90, shouldn't we still be referring to the younger Mora and Jr.?
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sr. Is still alive and kicking at the ripe old age of 90, shouldn't we still be referring to the younger Mora and Jr.?
This guy's full of skit
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This guy's full of skit
I want this post game presser to be a full on, 1985 NWA World Championship wrestling.
"Lucas what are your thoughts on the hit in front of the bench."
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' DADDY, DEY WANNA PLAY THOSE GAMES, RUN AND HIDE BEHIND THE RULES..."
"Lucas what are your thoughts on the hit in front of the bench."
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' DADDY, DEY WANNA PLAY THOSE GAMES, RUN AND HIDE BEHIND THE RULES..."
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words thats hard times above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words thats hard times above him
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November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I want this post game presser to be a full on, 1985 NWA World Championship wrestling.
"Lucas what are your thoughts on the hit in front of the bench."
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' DADDY, DEY WANNA PLAY THOSE GAMES, RUN AND HIDE BEHIND THE RULES..."
"Lucas what are your thoughts on the hit in front of the bench."
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' DADDY, DEY WANNA PLAY THOSE GAMES, RUN AND HIDE BEHIND THE RULES..."
The good person in my sympathizes with Travis Hamonic. It's hard to be in over your head at the highest levels of sport. Your mistakes are under a microscope even if youre more skilled than 99.9999% of humans will ever be.
The Red Wings fan in me wants to see his gear tossed out in the parking lot.
The Red Wings fan in me wants to see his gear tossed out in the parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The good person in my sympathizes with Travis Hamonic. It's hard to be in over your head at the highest levels of sport. Your mistakes are under a microscope even if youre more skilled than 99.9999% of humans will ever be.
The Red Wings fan in me wants to see his gear tossed out in the parking lot.
The Red Wings fan in me wants to see his gear tossed out in the parking lot.
Yeeeeeeah, I can see why Compher had to answer for that hit on Hirscher. That was not clean by a long shot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yeeeeeeah, I can see why Compher had to answer for that hit on Hirscher. That was not clean by a long shot.