North Campus Turkey
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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.
Hashtag Dylan Larkin send skeet
a woman in a fringed shirt says i have done nothing wrong ever in my life
ALT: a woman in a fringed shirt says i have done nothing wrong ever in my life
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hashtag Dylan Larkin send skeet
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Hessians in Trenton, December 1776:
alright fun’s over the americans woke up
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Hessians in Trenton, December 1776:
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I still snort cocaine off of toilet seats, but I used to, too.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I still snort cocaine off of toilet seats, but I used to, too.
Dear Scott Harris;
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
The beginning of the end for Nick Castellanos’ time in Philadelphia came on June 16, 2025.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
The outfielder carried a beer into the Phillies dugout in the middle of a game and yelled at coaches and manager Rob Thomson.
In the eyes of Castellanos’ teammates, a line had been crossed.
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Dear Scott Harris;
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
That sound you were wondering about earlier was a shoe dropping.
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
That sound you were wondering about earlier was a shoe dropping.
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
Reese Olsen out for the year following surgery to repair a torn labrum on February 2nd.
Now we know why Valdez and Verlander got signed "...out of nowhere." #Tigers
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Clever hack
404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Clever hack
Send Myers out for a 70 yarder you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Send Myers out for a 70 yarder you cowards
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Since this is the woke super bowl, I feel the need to point out that Devon Witherspoon has chosen to self identify as "a problem" and wants to remind everyone that his preferred pronoun is "him."
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Since this is the woke super bowl, I feel the need to point out that Devon Witherspoon has chosen to self identify as "a problem" and wants to remind everyone that his preferred pronoun is "him."
Nwousu is a linebacker, so that was a borderline Thicc Six.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Nwousu is a linebacker, so that was a borderline Thicc Six.
Ok, can we get Myers to aim for a super doink?
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ok, can we get Myers to aim for a super doink?
I distinctly remember Clarence Williams doing the little stutter steps behind the line for Michigan.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I distinctly remember Clarence Williams doing the little stutter steps behind the line for Michigan.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Also remember him getting obliterated behind the line in a preseason game in the NFL doing that same thing.
Hey Drake!
a man and a woman singing on stage with the words where is the love
ALT: a man and a woman singing on stage with the words where is the love
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Hey Drake!
In keeping with the 90s theme, can we get New England to put Hollins in special teams so we can see....
The Return of the Mack?
The Return of the Mack?
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
In keeping with the 90s theme, can we get New England to put Hollins in special teams so we can see....
The Return of the Mack?
The Return of the Mack?
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When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.
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Man I haven't seen a Drake get clowned like this in a Super Bowl since the last Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Man I haven't seen a Drake get clowned like this in a Super Bowl since the last Super Bowl
Dear Ring:
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Dear Ring:
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
My most Chris Collinsworth opinion: Both QB's have been playing terrified for the entire game. Whoever figures it out and settles down could be in line for a big 4th quarter.
My most sickos opinion: We are absolutely getting a safety in this game.
My most sickos opinion: We are absolutely getting a safety in this game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
My most Chris Collinsworth opinion: Both QB's have been playing terrified for the entire game. Whoever figures it out and settles down could be in line for a big 4th quarter.
My most sickos opinion: We are absolutely getting a safety in this game.
My most sickos opinion: We are absolutely getting a safety in this game.
100% respect to Bad Bunny for his commitment to maintaining three points of contact on the ball at all times.
Certified Ball Knower.
Certified Ball Knower.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
100% respect to Bad Bunny for his commitment to maintaining three points of contact on the ball at all times.
Certified Ball Knower.
Certified Ball Knower.
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I'm not the target audience for this halftime show.
This halftime show is fucking awesome.
This halftime show is fucking awesome.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I'm not the target audience for this halftime show.
This halftime show is fucking awesome.
This halftime show is fucking awesome.
Reminder: we do not repost takes from the bad place for purposes of dunking.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Reminder: we do not repost takes from the bad place for purposes of dunking.
"Co-pilot, do a bunch of intro to conditional formatting queries for me."
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"Co-pilot, do a bunch of intro to conditional formatting queries for me."
You could say Spillane...
...dropped the Hammer on Walker.
...dropped the Hammer on Walker.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
You could say Spillane...
...dropped the Hammer on Walker.
...dropped the Hammer on Walker.
Massive Unc energy from KW3 in that graphic package.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Massive Unc energy from KW3 in that graphic package.