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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"Just one."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"The parents will complain, that's a given. But at the end of the day, we'll move more product out the door, faster and safer, than we would if we just let 'em all loose like pigs at a trough."

"Walt, you've been awful quiet. You have any pressing opinions on the matter?"

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"Once you've let that run you let the math club kids churn out some new charts. Call it a real world learning experience. Sent it out via flyers in the PTA."

(Jesse: "you mean like, e-mail.")

"Sure. Now I'm gonna bet that you can move more volume with fewer hassles by using some common sense."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"After a couple weeks, you got your baseline data. Now here's where the plan kicks in. You shut the parking lot to the early arrivals. There's no reason for sit in your car for 90 minutes for two minutes worth of action unless you're on a date at the drive-in."

(Jesse: "What's a drive-in, yo?")

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"Then you take a couple of those kids and theyre gonna do after school study by counting cars"

(Saul: "Just the blue ones?)

(Mike glares)

(Saul: "Sorry. Continue.")

"You build up a baseline of every metric they can think up. Throughput. Start to finish. Peak volume. Even near-misses."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

"You're gonna get the math club together. Kids that wanna play with data. Hopefully some of them have experience with matlab, PANDAS, rshiny, or any of the other fancy plotting tools that seem totally alien until you realize that every advanced sports metric chart is just a kid with those tools."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 5h

We need to set a voice for this, hang on.

"Here's what you're gonna do..."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 16h

Season ticket holders first in Detroit. No idea beyond that.

That said, I was at comerica park for two of the four game set this summer. Nothing will keep Jays fans out of Detroit. The old AL rivalry is very much alive.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 17h

Milk.
In a glass.
On a picnic table.
In full sun.
On the 4th of July.
In Phoenix.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 21h

Waitwaitwait...

@sickoscommittee.org has a chance to do something here....

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 22h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 21h

Javy "Bone" Baez is always a threat.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 21h

GLEYBER "BIG UNIT" TORRES!

(I'm still upset about the Senor Smoke nickname from last night)

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 22h

"Hello baseball police? I just witnessed the horrifying murder of a baseball. Send baseball SVU. This was especially heinous."

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 22h

This is shocking. I certainly hope he didnt...you know...buy them cheeseburgers, then not produce the receipt when the NCAA demanded it.

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 22h

Reports of serious recruiting violations remain under investigation at UNC. Recruiting and practice violations have already been proven by the school, according to multiple sources

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👻 Boo!-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 22h

RILEY HOUSE!
RILEY HOUSE!

IT'S HIS CITY, IT'S HIS HOUSE!

IT'S RILEY HOUSE!

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

the next time you find yourself getting Mad Online, try this: make a Les Miserables cast consisting only of character from Law & Order (*not counting SVU or Criminal Intent or other associated properties, if you really want to be challenged)

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

Then i'm calling Spencer Torkleson "The Bambino" at Yankee Stadium. Maybe go down to South Bend and call Sherron Moore "The Gipper"

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

Adam Amin has transgressed. Dishonor! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ANDRES MUNOZ? YOU DARE SPEAK THE NICKNAME "SENOR SMOKE" AND NOT WHEN SPEAKING OF MR. AURELIO LOPEZ?

GOOD DAY, SIR!

#Tigers

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

Be very thankful that Drew and Mike are off the air, my guy.

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, the guy wearing a Cal Raleigh shirt catching a home run is a damn cool story. The Tigers fans around him seem genuinely happy for him. That's cool.

That the shirts say "Dump Here" is bringing up a lot of questions that I dont want answers to. You made it weird, my guy. You made it wierd.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

(And, thanks to the path of the Detroit river, there is no 'South Detroit.' South Detroit would be Windsor, Ontario. Southwest Detroitnexists, but is colloquially known as Mexicantown.)

North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

The Gordie Howe Bridge retains the "drive south from the US to canada." Route that both the ambassador bridge and tunnel currently use.

Detroit is farther south of the north pole than Rome.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

@hooverstreetrag.org checking for a roster for Cumberland, and looking for names like "Mordecai Vest", "Jeb Flaherty", or "Rubber Arm Morton"

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Happy 222-0 to all who celebrate.

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 1d

Today is the 109th anniversary of one wild day in football

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

Eddie Rickenbacker, America's highest scoring WW1 ace, very likely flew on a 747.

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