love guzzler
@loveguzzler.bsky.social
entrepreneur, forsaken godchild, adult diaper enthusiast, prolapse survivor,
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if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave
tipping the landlord with a 9mm
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tipping the landlord with a 9mm
son your father and i are hatefucking to full of hell
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
son your father and i are hatefucking to full of hell
hoverhanding the wife on our wedding day
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hoverhanding the wife on our wedding day
pot killed both my parents and my perfect cousins but i still think it should be widely available for economic reasons
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
pot killed both my parents and my perfect cousins but i still think it should be widely available for economic reasons
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alright that's it (uncreampies you)
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
alright that's it (uncreampies you)
1312 is an angel number
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
1312 is an angel number
dj creamy hoagie
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
dj creamy hoagie
no one cared who i was till i grew the bush
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
no one cared who i was till i grew the bush
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my girl cheated on me with luigi mangione. I just know he had her screaming
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
my girl cheated on me with luigi mangione. I just know he had her screaming
turning the wifes cooch nectar into a delicate chutney
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
turning the wifes cooch nectar into a delicate chutney
sucking the earthy nutrients from marie calendars bung hole
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
sucking the earthy nutrients from marie calendars bung hole
yeah i let him hit. he had the eyes of the cgi baby in twilight
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
yeah i let him hit. he had the eyes of the cgi baby in twilight
scrolling venmo for 3 hours
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
scrolling venmo for 3 hours
white people are addicted to leaving their garage open. it feels good for them
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
white people are addicted to leaving their garage open. it feels good for them
drunk texting a dude name paul pot
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
drunk texting a dude name paul pot
if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave
can a wiggle get a pencil
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
can a wiggle get a pencil
it is my destiny to have endometriosis
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
it is my destiny to have endometriosis
in the pussy doing crowd work
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
in the pussy doing crowd work
in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack
May 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack
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Godspeed is a contraction of “God has peed”
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Godspeed is a contraction of “God has peed”
asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking
brokeboy never young again
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
brokeboy never young again
winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics