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perro fiel
@lovehoundess.bsky.social
(NSFW) sex worker, rhubarb enthusiast
had a divine sex dream about someone who I think does not deserve it and I‘m sad because I know I could make it happen
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Kate Nash Earworm
May 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Now that I‘m wisely in my after-twenties, I just need to quickly declare it corny and tacky when people younger than I put their age in their social media profile blurb thing. You can‘t avoid the Rot forever, diva
May 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my worksona hasn‘t been Respecting the Balance
March 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
EPIC!!! Righty Tighty DESTROYS Lefty Loosey With FACTS and LOGIC
February 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my neck, my back
every time I move, they crack
January 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
god’s hardest battles is when I have to sacrifice an entire freezer drawer‘s worth of reserve ice cubes because I need to stash the demented amount of poppers I ordered
July 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
me:
I think I‘ll clean the kitchen today :)

companies that make electric razors:
we will test this device on chinless people exclusively

companies that make electric razors:
oh and also one newborn of the most endangered species of dolphin on the planet
June 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I hate this apartment but fuck I love being able to host!!! I‘m still in my twenties technically and I can unconditionally have people over to FUCK!!!!
June 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
You're an artist because you want to change the world.

I'm an artist because *someone's* gotta produce Naruto Gyuki x Gama Bunta monster porn.

We are not the same.
(I am better. (Once I actually pick up a fucking pencil again.))
June 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
they should make a jockstrap with a lil pocket wide enough to fit my pokéwalker
May 27, 2024 at 6:32 PM
pursuing a career in music because I want to write bangers and bang writers
May 24, 2024 at 11:50 AM
What's a big, deep cumshot? I'm an anal learner btw
May 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
ꙮwꙮ?
January 31, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Ma'am, that is my stress relief puppy twink
January 23, 2024 at 5:28 PM
it‘s not anal unless it hits the second sphincter
January 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
October 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM
on me merry way to Paris to catch bugs of both the bed and also the whore slut variety probably
October 18, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Kylie Minogue's continuous support of minorities (Queer people, United Arab Emirates, and the cloning fetish community)
September 1, 2023 at 11:28 AM
I think my therapist only really understood how serious I was about the recent heatwave of constant 34°C severely impacting my health when I showed up today in same short shorts as ever and sporting my thermos full of ice water in 13°C rainy weather.
August 29, 2023 at 9:47 PM
knowledge is knowing you could easily eat a multiple of what your friend claims on social media to have eaten at an all you can eat thing. wisdom is knowing to shut your skinny legend mouth and twig on in silence
August 29, 2023 at 9:39 PM
therapist keeps very bluntly suggesting I try to produce art regularly
August 22, 2023 at 9:03 PM
if you’ve got time to clean, you‘ve got time to lean. become disgusting
August 21, 2023 at 11:17 PM
having a normal one
August 21, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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your Lord GOD has given you:

- eyes to see twinks
- hands to grab twinks
- teeth to bite twinks

would you DEFY His WILL?
August 18, 2023 at 8:40 AM