this is a brand account

I AM Big Cock™️

I've been riding that one dick joke for 7 years and it still works!

Also like, quite a lot of us worship cock for the comedy potential of it

I think you're safe as long as you arent supposed to be running a country

shirking at work to go make weird art and fuck your friends, truly the dream

"Succession of close friendships"

Honestly no one has ever asked me what school I went to in a professional context. The only people who care are like, graduate schools sometimes, and law firms I think? Idk it never comes up. Even folks who do go to Harvard learn quickly to not talk about it or it will make them look pretentious

The billionaires wont help.

If you cant donate, thats fine. But those who do donate are doing so because we can't exactly rely on the billionaires.

The kids didnt vote for this.

The children didnt steal anything from you. They cant even vote.

We can hold our leaders accountable AND help those most in need while they dither.

my cat also hides under the bed when he surprises himself by farting

Yeah my cat only reacted when I shot them off in my backyard and then he just hid under the bed and was chill once they stopped

I saw Goodman Kayin with the Devil

Hes definitely earned enough punches on his card for the free dunks