lowrentkicker
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My plan on winning Powerball as my retirement strategy but never buying lottery tickets doesn't seem to be working.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My plan on winning Powerball as my retirement strategy but never buying lottery tickets doesn't seem to be working.
I'm not talking a little spot, I'm talking colors of purple and yellow I didn't know the human body could create, I'm talking a mound of skin raised high that signifies a significant body blow.
No clue.
No clue.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm not talking a little spot, I'm talking colors of purple and yellow I didn't know the human body could create, I'm talking a mound of skin raised high that signifies a significant body blow.
No clue.
No clue.
Reached "how'd that bruise get there" age
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reached "how'd that bruise get there" age
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“Hypernormalisation”, (2016, Adam Curtis)
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“Hypernormalisation”, (2016, Adam Curtis)
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Tell It to My Heart" from Taylor Dane.
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Oh Sheila" from Ready For the World.
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Lost in Emotion" from Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam.
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Tell It to My Heart" from Taylor Dane.
Note: Have never spoken to a doctor about this ever
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Note: Have never spoken to a doctor about this ever
One of the best things about unfettered access to the internet is how one moment I'm thinking "I often feel like my hearing is different than other people" and now the I'm convinced I've had a traumatic head injury that I don't remember and I'm going to need extremely specialized hearing aids.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One of the best things about unfettered access to the internet is how one moment I'm thinking "I often feel like my hearing is different than other people" and now the I'm convinced I've had a traumatic head injury that I don't remember and I'm going to need extremely specialized hearing aids.
For health reasons, I no longer eat breakfast cereal. However, while grocery shopping today, I bought a small box of Lucky Charms in a moment of weakness. It's been a long time. I just ate a bowl and I think sugary cereal is proof god loves us and wants us to have type 2 diabetes.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For health reasons, I no longer eat breakfast cereal. However, while grocery shopping today, I bought a small box of Lucky Charms in a moment of weakness. It's been a long time. I just ate a bowl and I think sugary cereal is proof god loves us and wants us to have type 2 diabetes.
I'm on a group chat of friends from my hometown and bunch of them happen to be there this weekend. It's turned into them realizing all of the restaurants of our youth don't exist anymore. It's me realizing the weird ass names all these restaurants had.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm on a group chat of friends from my hometown and bunch of them happen to be there this weekend. It's turned into them realizing all of the restaurants of our youth don't exist anymore. It's me realizing the weird ass names all these restaurants had.
Casually remembering when my mom suggested that we shouldn't leave Santa cookies this particular Christmas and leave him chocolate bars instead.
Literally decades later I was like "WAIT A SECOND"
Literally decades later I was like "WAIT A SECOND"
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Casually remembering when my mom suggested that we shouldn't leave Santa cookies this particular Christmas and leave him chocolate bars instead.
Literally decades later I was like "WAIT A SECOND"
Literally decades later I was like "WAIT A SECOND"
FYI - Model Railroad Academy 1-year membership is $7 on Groupon. Yes I know what I just wrote.
www.groupon.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
FYI - Model Railroad Academy 1-year membership is $7 on Groupon. Yes I know what I just wrote.
TIRED: Me having to learn things for my job
WIRED: Me building a RAG with every possible piece of knowledge for my job connected to a LLM that mimics how management likes things written because I don't have the emotional bandwidth to write in jargon for audiences who don't give a shit about my job
WIRED: Me building a RAG with every possible piece of knowledge for my job connected to a LLM that mimics how management likes things written because I don't have the emotional bandwidth to write in jargon for audiences who don't give a shit about my job
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
TIRED: Me having to learn things for my job
WIRED: Me building a RAG with every possible piece of knowledge for my job connected to a LLM that mimics how management likes things written because I don't have the emotional bandwidth to write in jargon for audiences who don't give a shit about my job
WIRED: Me building a RAG with every possible piece of knowledge for my job connected to a LLM that mimics how management likes things written because I don't have the emotional bandwidth to write in jargon for audiences who don't give a shit about my job
Remember, it's not "Sunday scaries" if you've had panic attacks since Friday
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember, it's not "Sunday scaries" if you've had panic attacks since Friday
TIRED: Chicago Bears having a winning season
WIRED: Ben Johnson going shirtless so people can get free hot dogs
WIRED: Ben Johnson going shirtless so people can get free hot dogs
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
TIRED: Chicago Bears having a winning season
WIRED: Ben Johnson going shirtless so people can get free hot dogs
WIRED: Ben Johnson going shirtless so people can get free hot dogs
First Thanksgiving using the Turkeystone. A+, highly recommended. Cooked a 13 pound bird in about 2 hours without drying it out. Also, hella phallic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
First Thanksgiving using the Turkeystone. A+, highly recommended. Cooked a 13 pound bird in about 2 hours without drying it out. Also, hella phallic.
I treated myself to a WHOOP band, it arrived today, and I've had it one for a hour. I just got a notification that I've spent 39 minutes in a "high stress zone" so that's helpful.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I treated myself to a WHOOP band, it arrived today, and I've had it one for a hour. I just got a notification that I've spent 39 minutes in a "high stress zone" so that's helpful.
Me: AI IS RUINING EVERYTHING!
Also, Me: [dumps 300 csv files in to Claude Code] DO SOMETHING WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW
Also, Me: [dumps 300 csv files in to Claude Code] DO SOMETHING WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me: AI IS RUINING EVERYTHING!
Also, Me: [dumps 300 csv files in to Claude Code] DO SOMETHING WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW
Also, Me: [dumps 300 csv files in to Claude Code] DO SOMETHING WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW
Me going on Facebook and to every person I went to high school with who has picture of them with a beard commenting "wow that beard makes you look old, say hi to your mom for me this Thanksgiving"
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me going on Facebook and to every person I went to high school with who has picture of them with a beard commenting "wow that beard makes you look old, say hi to your mom for me this Thanksgiving"
"The news is so shouty everywhere else. The CBS News is just calmer."
"CBS Sunday Morning is very informative and the suns are lovely"
"I mean, if you give it a chance, NCIS is riveting."
"CBS Sunday Morning is very informative and the suns are lovely"
"I mean, if you give it a chance, NCIS is riveting."
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"The news is so shouty everywhere else. The CBS News is just calmer."
"CBS Sunday Morning is very informative and the suns are lovely"
"I mean, if you give it a chance, NCIS is riveting."
"CBS Sunday Morning is very informative and the suns are lovely"
"I mean, if you give it a chance, NCIS is riveting."
the irresistible urge to turn on CBS once you reach a certain age
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the irresistible urge to turn on CBS once you reach a certain age
@dropout.tv Let Lou know if he needs a new car, found one for him: www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
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www.facebook.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@dropout.tv Let Lou know if he needs a new car, found one for him: www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Every time something dumb happens at my corporate job, I silently wish that I was a manager of a Blockbuster again (albeit with my current salary).
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every time something dumb happens at my corporate job, I silently wish that I was a manager of a Blockbuster again (albeit with my current salary).
I genuinely look forward to this guide. Last year I found out about a ton of places around the city. If you're in the Chicago area, this is can't miss.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I genuinely look forward to this guide. Last year I found out about a ton of places around the city. If you're in the Chicago area, this is can't miss.
Two things that I've been thinking today:
1. MSNBC to MS Now is a weird rebranding since MSNBC was supposed to be MSN (Microsoft Network) and NBC (National Broadcasting Network) but Microsoft left. And the new branding kept the MS? OK.
2. I usually do one Microsoft Kin joke a year and I am BEHIND.
1. MSNBC to MS Now is a weird rebranding since MSNBC was supposed to be MSN (Microsoft Network) and NBC (National Broadcasting Network) but Microsoft left. And the new branding kept the MS? OK.
2. I usually do one Microsoft Kin joke a year and I am BEHIND.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Two things that I've been thinking today:
1. MSNBC to MS Now is a weird rebranding since MSNBC was supposed to be MSN (Microsoft Network) and NBC (National Broadcasting Network) but Microsoft left. And the new branding kept the MS? OK.
2. I usually do one Microsoft Kin joke a year and I am BEHIND.
1. MSNBC to MS Now is a weird rebranding since MSNBC was supposed to be MSN (Microsoft Network) and NBC (National Broadcasting Network) but Microsoft left. And the new branding kept the MS? OK.
2. I usually do one Microsoft Kin joke a year and I am BEHIND.
[sung to the melody of Alice In Chains’ Them Bones]
I feel so alone
Gonna end up like Ken Bone
I feel so alone
Gonna end up like Ken Bone
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
[sung to the melody of Alice In Chains’ Them Bones]
I feel so alone
Gonna end up like Ken Bone
I feel so alone
Gonna end up like Ken Bone