By “Barbie” logic, all of the “Most Popular Girls in School” series happened in Barbieland.

Growing up is realizing that you’re now the target audience for the “single dad unnecessarily brooding Sheriff from a small town” character in the blockbuster series when you were once the “barely legal guy with the hair” target audience.

Having ADHD and then getting more than 2 teams messages at a time means my brain is literally DDOS-ing itself. My mind is on fire. Plz halp.

Bluey is the least likable kid on Bluey. In this house we believe in a Muffin/Bingo hierarchy. I will not be explaining any further.

My parents wonder why I am the way I am (fully unhinged with a sense of whimsy) like they didn’t let me obsessively watch the 1997 masterpiece of cinema that is “Anastasia” over and over again. Zombies, murder, grudges, talking bats? Hell yeah 😎

I think the nicest thing Taylor Swift has ever done for her fans is waiting to release “I Can See You” until we’re all like 30. Now I can play that on repeat without having to think of some kid from algebra 13 years ago.